Tomatojoe
User since: 02/26/2013 16:57
Number of posts: 30




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

03/01/2013 16:43 Dennis Rodman BFFs With Kim Jong-Un?
Oh no! North Korea can make a nuke? Who gives a fuck, they can't miniaturize it and put it on a rocket.

03/01/2013 16:14 Someone Who Looks Just Like Miss Teen Delaware Makes a Porno (VIDEO)
Doth my eyes deceive me? Did I move backwards in time, or did you retards just make another post about this slut?

03/01/2013 15:49 Is It Time to Send Kim to the Squeezing Room Yet?
What is that Orca Whale doing out of the ocean?

03/01/2013 14:25 Emily Ratajkowski Takes Her Top Off For Turks and Giggles
Tons of fully nude pics of this chick floating around and none get posted.

03/01/2013 12:23 Here's A Sexy Catfight
Why did her(Brook) tits looks so small in that playboy she did a while back? Evidence: http://theblemish.com/2010/08/kelly-brook-is-in-playboy/kelly-brook-playboy-01/ Maybe she should stay a "he

03/01/2013 12:17 Joan Rivers Compared Heidi Klum To The Holocaust
Seal produced what was easily the best music of the 90's. Shame on this bitch. I will never masturbate to pictures/the thought of her again.

03/01/2013 11:25 Joan Rivers Compared Heidi Klum To The Holocaust
Joan Rivers, while being a particularly unfunny person, is a Jew. She can make this joke.

03/01/2013 09:43 Your Emails Are Being Read!
God damn it. You just had to retract your statement as I was slow-ass typing on my iPad.

03/01/2013 09:41 Your Emails Are Being Read!
I think by being a loyal follower of this site for many years has earned me the right to troll whenever and however I please. If it hasn't, fuck you either way.

02/28/2013 19:50 Your Emails Are Being Read!
"...including that guy who said he wants to rip off my dick and choke me to death with it. For the record, that’s a pretty damn gay way to kill somebody when you can literally imagine anything you wan

02/28/2013 19:07 Morrissey Still An Obnoxious Pussy
"And, yeah, hot girls with tits big enough that you knew even beneath those oversized sweaters back in high school, second base was going to be well worth the effort." --FYI, Brendon Takes a 'Holiday

02/28/2013 18:19 Morrissey Still An Obnoxious Pussy
Duck Dynasty. Fuck, I hate my own country.

02/28/2013 17:28 Erin Heatherton Doesn't Belong In Mexico City
I can't tell if that inept twit Bill wrote this or not. No run-on sentences, so I'm guessing not.

02/28/2013 17:15 Erin Heatherton Doesn't Belong In Mexico City
No more poster names...

02/28/2013 14:43 Ke$ha Is Still Disgusting
God bless you, Travis. I feel like you're really trying, but I just really don't care about Ke$ha. Or Chris Brown. Or Justin Bieber. Or Kim Kardashian. Or Rhianna. Or whomever that bitch with th

02/28/2013 13:34 Maria Menounos Is Good Looking, Does Yoga
Post of the week thus far.

02/28/2013 12:58 Brandi Glanville Has A Book? It Will Be A Movie?
I don't even care enough to google this bitch's name.

02/27/2013 17:20 Is Manti Te'o the Slowest Undersized Gay Football Player Ever?
You see, for that analogy to work you need to post a picture of an actual football player that is slow and gay. Not Tom Cruise.

02/27/2013 16:59 Lena Dunham Wants To Bite Anne Hathaway's Teeth
Lena Denham and Anne Hathaway. Both have tits. One has tits I actually don't mind looking at. Instead, I get to look at words.

02/27/2013 15:30 Kanye Tells Kris Jenner To Go Fuck Herself...Politely
Great post...only if Kanye ACTUALLY told Kris Jenner to go fuck herself.