User since: 02/26/2013 20:38
Number of posts: 17

Last 17 pearl of wisdom:

03/27/2013 06:31 Jay-Z Orders Up a Private Boys Club with Just Justin
Gay joke gay joke haha gay joke. This shit is horrid. I am so sad i lost this site.

03/27/2013 06:27 Lululemon Asking Ladies to Bendover
It is amazing how you can misuse so much basic punctuation and i can do better drunk. Learn how to use a comma. Or hire me to do it you hacks,.

03/27/2013 06:23 Kaley Cuoco Still Has Admirable Boobs
Perhaps you could stop calling tits a chest.

03/14/2013 18:28 I Take Back Every Mean Thing I Ever Took Back About Chelsea Clinton
The writing on this site makes my cat weep.

03/07/2013 20:36 Ali Landry Is Pregnant Again
I keep reading cause i can't believe that this many people write this terrible. You can't lie, it is terrible and hackneyed. The jokes are the equivalent of my senile Granddad yelling at me to pull hi

03/07/2013 20:32 Chris Brown Tries Not to Be a Dick, Fails
I think it means the writer thinks Chris Brown is secretly gay. As in he is a top and a bottom. But I am just guessing because as usual the writing is terrible and i can't tell for sure.

03/07/2013 20:30 Hunger Games Catching Fire Already Sucks
"if you dont like it dont read it. i personally think its hilarious and is exactly the type of post i come to this site for" If all you come for is the ;unfunny wit of the new writers don't read th

03/07/2013 17:04 Hunger Games Catching Fire Already Sucks
Smells like lesbians? Jesus man do you even know what a vagina looks like or is your moms still the closest you have ever been to one?

03/07/2013 04:18 North Koreans Attack, Fuck With Our Google
Are you drunk?

03/06/2013 18:36 Could You Handle That Justin Bieber Was There Before You?
"Despite the fact she’s still a bit jailbait looking, I think Selena Gomez is the perfect little pop tartlet. She’s got the whole Latina thing working perfect, she’s petite, she’s got that schoolgirl

03/05/2013 16:16 Lara Alvarez Should Be More Famous
. "So to recap that’s blah blah Lara Alvarez blah blah mediocre sex joke blah blah pics below" Getting more honest everyday. Good for you!

03/04/2013 17:28 Holly Madison Gets It
"Dare to be better and all that crap" Good Advice. Now take it yourself. The writing on TMZ is better than this shit.

03/01/2013 21:01 Is It Time to Send Kim to the Squeezing Room Yet?
The comments are the only thing bringing me back at this point.

02/28/2013 17:02 Maria Menounos Is Good Looking, Does Yoga
If you are going to try to be funny by knocking fatties then actually be funny you brainless fuck. And really, where are the tits? She has no ass to look at, so why bother using that pic?

02/27/2013 19:03 Lena Dunham Wants To Bite Anne Hathaway's Teeth
WTF did I just read?? If you tired you couldn't suck harder Jack.

02/26/2013 16:48 Please UK, Take Care Of This Justin Bieber Problem For Us
What the hell does Argentina have to do with asking London to kill Justin Beiber? Fail.

02/26/2013 16:43 Adrianne Palicki Was the Best 25-Year Old High School Student Ever
I have been reading this site for years and never commented. I signed up just to say that while Brenden may have been lazy sometimes at least he didn't just suck like these new writers. This "article"