User since: 02/28/2013 21:59
Number of posts: 5

Last 5 pearl of wisdom:

06/09/2013 20:42 The Duggar Spawn Are Spawning
I realize it is the weekend, but you have a staff of writers now, no weekend stories? Weak. Why get rid of Brendon, he was incapable of regular stories. But at least he was funny

03/19/2013 16:54 Lil Wayne Is Out Of The Hospital. He'll Be Back Soon.
It could at least have been shorter; who gives a god damn about some story about dimetapp: "Lil Wayne was released from the hospital today after 6 days in intensive care…or not, no one really knows

02/28/2013 18:31 Morrissey Still An Obnoxious Pussy
"Wussy singer Morrissey cancelled his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Why? Because he was sick of answering questions about doppelganger Quentin Tarantino; screaming, "with his Oscar, all people want

02/28/2013 18:19 Ke$ha Is Still Disgusting
For God's sake, would someone edit this stuff before it is posted. "Ke$ha is still inexplicably popular as a pop singer. Maybe it’s just that she is firmly entrenched in the piss-drinking community

02/28/2013 18:03 Erin Heatherton Doesn't Belong In Mexico City
Cut out the first paragraph and it could have been funny, who the hell wants to read about drug problems in Mexico; whoever is writing this crap, bring the funny and forget all of the social commentar