User since: 03/04/2013 17:23
Number of posts: 8
Last 8 pearl of wisdom:
03/06/2013 10:49 Some Girls Are Pissed At Each Other Over Football
This post is more tolerable than most (although it's not particularly funny). Whoever wrote this one should do more and let the moron who's trying way too hard go home.
03/05/2013 20:19 Hugo Chavez Is Dead; I Think We'll Miss Him
How did Maroon 5 get in this?
03/05/2013 14:35 Courtney Stodden Wears a Hat to Hide the Jizz Around Her Eyes
HAHA JIZZ ON HER EYES! HAHAH SO FUNNY and EDGY!
"Courtney Stodden wants so badly to be famous" in a post about her on what's supposed to be a fucking celebrity gossip site. I hope you're just a tem
03/05/2013 12:01 CONFIRMED: Celebrities Hate Hispanic Babies
This has become a rambling mess better suited for the 14 year old writer's Facebook wall than a blog people actually used to enjoy coming to.
03/04/2013 16:14 Sharif Bogere Comes In Like a Lion, Goes Out Like a Dick
In like a lion, out like a dick?
Sigh.
03/04/2013 16:13 Christie Brinkley Spreads Her Legs for Money
"Motherfucker said "hawks""
Those three words were funnier than anything I've seen here in weeks.
03/04/2013 13:27 Kate Upton Has A Doppelganger
HA HA BUT HE SAID DEAD ORPHANS, GUYS. HILARIOUS!!!!!
03/04/2013 13:26 Saffron Burrows Was That Hot Chick From Deep Blue Sea
Randomly adding the word "fuck" throughout a horrid attempt to be funny does not disguise the horrid attempt to be funny.








