Ignatius
User since: 03/05/2013 17:26
Number of posts: 8




Last 8 pearl of wisdom:

03/25/2013 11:46 Ford Pulled Its Ads That Joked About Killing The Kardashians
There are almost as many c*nts in the trunk of that car as there are writing for this site!

03/23/2013 12:03 Dorks Get Fired For Making Lame Computer Sex Jokes
I wish this site fired people for making unfunny jokes.

03/11/2013 16:24 Learn To Write Nasty From The Writer Of "Fifty Shades Of Grey"
With all due respect, how would you guys know what constitutes good writing and bad writing?

03/11/2013 11:23 Paulina Gretzky Is Good Luck
Most attractive girls are famous because they're attractive? Good point, you fucking hack.

03/06/2013 13:58 Could You Handle That Justin Bieber Was There Before You?
At least with TV, when a show starts to suck it disappears. I have to live with the embarrassment of having recommended this site to people for years to come.

03/05/2013 14:17 Rihanna Loves Chris Brown, Hates Bras
I suspect Brendan is taking some satisfaction in seeing how severely this site blows without him.

03/05/2013 13:32 Nikki Cox And Jay Mohr Are Making Everybody Horny
If Brendan's plan was to sabotage the site by hiring a bunch of unfunny hacks...great success!

03/05/2013 13:29 Claudia Romani Sits Like a Lady
I am grateful to this site for six years of laughs. Those were 2005-2011.