User since: 03/08/2013 22:12
Number of posts: 16

Last 16 pearl of wisdom:

01/15/2014 17:34 Corey Knowlton Really Wants to Kill a Black Rhino
Who the eff is this guy and why should we care? WHERE ARE THE BOOBS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?

07/30/2013 11:02 Sharon Osbourne Shit All Over Kanye And Bieber
2 great reactions from the fans on the left.

07/24/2013 19:14 Vanessa Hudgens In A Bikini
Have we officially decided that Brendon's name is now "Brandon"? I vote yes.

07/24/2013 17:37 Vanessa Hudgens In A Bikini
No more photos/info of the gifted friend on the right??? #SMH #FAIL

06/27/2013 10:09 Gwyneth Paltrow Looks Pretty Hot In The Thanks For Sharing Trailer (VIDEO)
Next time, a few screenshots will suffice. We see through your thinly veiled corporate sponsored posts.

06/24/2013 13:25 Sergey Brin In Google Glasses
That looks more like Lex's boyfriend than Sergey Brin.

04/30/2013 10:54 Martha Stewart Is Joining
"worth at least half a million dollars" Goddamnit when are you handicapped monkeys going to learn to proofread the shit you fling on this site?

04/29/2013 15:55 Jason Collins Is Happy to Be Gay
Less "Lex" on this site please.

04/29/2013 11:22 Victoria's Secret Says Kylie Bisutti Is Full Of Shit
“These Tits are for God” - best strung together words on this site in a long time.

04/23/2013 09:06 Kate Upton Will Try Acting Again
How novel, a "Cameron Diaz is ugly" post! I guess at least one of you typing monkeys is aspiring to be a homeless man's Brendon.

04/22/2013 15:39 Hipsters Are Full Of Shit
This story is BS. You made it all up.

04/16/2013 16:26 Fuck With Black Jesus, Black Jesus Fuck With You
You_SUCK is a more entertaining writer than Lex. Fact.

04/16/2013 16:16 Fuck With Black Jesus, Black Jesus Fuck With You
Lex, I have always suspected that you are a woman trying to write like a true misogynist for this site, but it's undeniable now. What team is the "Nicks" and why do you capitalize "Guard". Who is J.

03/13/2013 16:57 Amanda Bynes Goes Nicki Minaj To Confirm Crazyhood
Once again, this is old news.

03/11/2013 13:03 Chrissy Teigen Money Shot
Not even a racist joke about her already being "tan"? SMH.

03/08/2013 18:23 Tit-Poured Liquor: Genius or Just Genius?
Wow! Who knew that this site is actually a top secret time machine that lets us travel into the past?!?! This was interesting "news" 6 months ago when every other website covered it. I encourag