User since: 03/27/2013 16:20
Number of posts: 7

Last 7 pearl of wisdom:

03/11/2014 14:11 Lena Dunham Can't Seem to Get It Right
Proving once more that you can put lipstick on a pig, and you still have a hog...

03/05/2014 15:36 Taylor Momsen Painting Her Tits Again
Now....If we could only get some ladies with talent and low self esteems to start working this program...

03/04/2014 16:10 Jennifer Lawrence Isn't Wearing Any Panties
But does she fall on her ass this time? NOOOOOOOOOOOO

02/27/2014 19:25 Instant Retraction: Carl's Jr. Burgers Are Fucking Awesome
Ahhh....RELAX! Ad agencies for fast food have a HUGE sense of humor! What should be funny is the conversation you guys have when they wonder why they should pay you to advertise wen you do it for free

02/27/2014 19:20 Nina Adgal Likes Her Some Fish
Great Burgers....the only thing fishy I would be interested would be a taste of Nina's hairless bearded clam....yum-yum...dim sum...

02/12/2014 15:50 OJ Simpson Is Sad
This might take awhile....

03/27/2013 12:22 Jim Carrey Is Feuding With Fox News Over A Stupid Song (Video)
Carrey is a fading light looking for attention...unfortunately Fox is taking the bait...