Doctor Mindbender
User since: 03/29/2013 11:58
Number of posts: 60

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

04/09/2014 19:19 Julia Louis-Dreyfus Is One Tit Away from Perfection
Call me when she shows pink

04/08/2014 17:45 Lena Dunham Is Still A Classic Beauty
I loved her work in "Freaks". The way she chanted "one of us, one of us" was sheer genius.

04/01/2014 18:03 Lacey Wildd Is a Natural
She played the school nurse in Highschool of the Dead.

03/19/2014 18:33 Dr. Drew Joked That Belle Knox's Dad Should Kill Himself (VIDEO)
Ginger Lynn is doing ass-to-mouth with big black guys these days. I've seen it!

03/19/2014 18:29 Belle Knox Hits the Stripper Pole to Double Down on Feminist Points
Is it empowering to women or perpetuating the patriarchy if I jack off to her?

03/13/2014 07:29 The Lindsay Lohan Sex List Is Here
Didn't Wilmer Valderama take her anal cherry? I thought I heard that on Fresh Air.

02/19/2014 18:16 Miley Cyrus Eats A Fan's Panties Onstage
She should just do hardcore before whatever looks she has fade.

02/18/2014 19:35 Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne Are Officially Lezzing Out
Why can't we get a sex tape of that?

02/17/2014 14:18 Miley Cyrus Fingers Herself for the Love of Music
She should just start doing hardcore and get it over with.

01/31/2014 14:10 Saving Jodi Arias Has Cost Arizona Taxpayers $2 Million Already

01/20/2014 18:36 Justin Bieber Seems to Like The Sizzurp
",,,mix the codeine laced cough syrup with pineapple Fanta...' Gah, that sounds disgusting. Why not just smoke animal dung like the guy who hasn't bathed in 60 years?

01/13/2014 19:41 Paris Hilton's Breasts Will Save Haiti
Good Christ, if anyone is a alien snake person disguised as a human, it's Paris Hilton,

12/14/2013 10:46 Madonna And Her High School Fiancé Break Up
She's got arms like Harry Dean Stanton.

11/25/2013 22:43 Lil Kim Has It All Working in London
Looks like Oprah, the rock opera

11/23/2013 09:08 Courtney Stodden Is Enjoying The Single Life
I thought she was dating Rich Little until I read the caption.

11/20/2013 18:49 Sarah Silverman Sells Her Unsanitary Napkin
You just know Sarah Silverman does anal.

10/25/2013 17:25 Lady Gaga Looks Amazing
SCP-173 has a night on the town.

10/21/2013 18:08 Courtney Stodden Got New Lips
"Her lips look like night crawlers!"

10/19/2013 09:13 Lara Flynn Boyle Looks Fantastic
Well, I can still jack it to old episodes of Twin Peaks. What's Sherilyn Fenn looking like these days?

09/26/2013 17:09 Melissa Joan Hart Turned Down Blow from Paris Hilton
Oh I've been jacking it to Melissa Joan Hart since I was a teenager watching Clarissa Explains it All For You. She can do no wrong in my book.