One More Gun
User since: 06/12/2013 23:30
Number of posts: 18

Last 18 pearl of wisdom:

01/16/2014 12:20 The New York Daily News Spooges Over Vogue Spooging Over Lena Dunham
Shame on you men, for not achieving a jeans-tearing erection at the site of Lena. Your hundreds of thousands of years of natural instincts regarding mate-selection is no excuse.

01/10/2014 13:28 Don't Ever Ask Lena Dunham Why She Gets Naked
A similar question and response from a critic to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man occurred during a panel for Ghostbusters.

12/18/2013 22:50 GLAAD's Got a Hard On For Duck Dynasty
Dyke Dynasty is the name of a show I'd definitely watch.

11/19/2013 13:31 Jennifer Lawrence Shows Sideboob At The Premiere Of The 'Hunger Games- Catching Fire' In Paris
Is that the ghost of Jennifer Lawrence?

11/19/2013 09:53 Brooke Mueller Takes Bob And Max Into the Woods for Training
Leaving your children alone in the woods for a weekend with George Zimmerman and his giant stick is a good way to toughen them up and teach them how to survive.

11/18/2013 11:34 Alec Baldwin Trots Out Gay Hairdresser to Prove He's Not a Homophobe
If Alec had fisted his gay hairdresser, I'd be willing to buy his claim that he's not a homophobe.

11/15/2013 11:55 Alec Baldwin Falls Victim to a Vast Right Wing Cocksucking Conspiracy
His reasoning jives with what history says was Lyndon Johnson's reasoning for signing the civil rights act of 1964. The ability to drop N-bombs whenever he felt like it without repercussion.

11/13/2013 11:18 Conan O'Brien Pusses Out on Muslim Joke
A better joke would have been "Marvel Comics is introducing a new Muslim Female Superhero. She has already been stoned to death for being raped."

11/12/2013 10:28 America, Fuck Yeah
Thanks for the link JT. You have totally reshaped my world, as in I've been forced to add one more contrarian pseudo-intellectual grad student wannabe to my list of contrarian pseudo-intellectual gra

11/01/2013 20:01 Boo Hoo, My Hot English Teacher Had Sex With Me
I'm calling BULLSHIT on the fact that teachers were never this attractive or slutty when I was in high school.

10/29/2013 14:06 Kylie Jenner And Jayden Smith Are An Item
With Will Smith coaching his son through the motions, as he holds the camera. "Now that's what I call a close encounter!"

10/22/2013 15:19 Jets Fans Don't Know What to Do With Success (VIDEO)
Ladies, it's time you learned the downside to the equality you wanted so very badly. Some guy's dads will teach them this lesson, others will learn it at a young age on the playground, while a few po

07/18/2013 09:54 Kris Jenner Is Buying Off TV Critics Now
Have we finally reached the Kardashian threshold?

07/12/2013 13:30 Kris Jenner Thinks North West Isn't Going To Be Teased
In high school, if this kid makes it that far (doubtful), it's going to be a constant onslaught of "Has anyone been up North, yet?"

06/26/2013 21:01 Aaron Hernandez Glock Toting Selfie
I feel like we all owe Gronk an apology for thinking he was the retarded one.

06/19/2013 18:55 Lolo Jones Bitches About Her Paycheck
Looks like it's time to leak a tape of her losing her virginity . She could buy a lot of bobsleds and several gold medals with that payday.

06/13/2013 17:52 Kanye West Thinks He's Steve Jobs
This forthcoming walking abortion that he's about to father will count itself fortunate if it get's mom's smarts. That's saying a lot.

06/12/2013 19:35 Crazy Chick In Florida Videos Herself Being A Racist Bitch (VIDEO)
The worst part about 9/11 is that she wasn't in one of the towers when they fell.