User since: 09/12/2013 01:14
Number of posts: 71

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

03/26/2014 12:28 Demi Lovato And Kathy Griffin Are Feuding Over Lady Gaga's Vomit
I don't know who Demi Lovato is but Kathy Griffin is old unfunny unattractive lezbo (see unattractive for reason) so I'll side with Demi.... whomever she is.

03/14/2014 18:56 Your Problems Are Crap Compared to Rebeca's
Pretty good took job he has there.

02/27/2014 08:28 Don't Let the Dick In Her Bottom Fool You, Duke Freshman Is More Feminist Than Porn Star (VIDEO)
norma rae of ass-to-mouth - gold

02/06/2014 14:24 Fighting AIDS Has Never Been Sexier
Kudos on Rodriguez joke.

01/15/2014 13:32 Anastasia Ashley Surfs In A Bikini For A Budwieser Commercial In Los Angeles
A little flatter than I would assumed from a surfer. She needs to add some crunches to her workout.

01/14/2014 20:34 E! News Flashes 'Fun Fact' About Michael J Fox's Parkinson's
That's pretty funny.

01/10/2014 17:14 Don't Ever Ask Lena Dunham Why She Gets Naked
Only fat ugly girls and fags watch this gosh (just in case) awful show.

01/08/2014 22:35 Jessica Simpson Lost 500 Pounds on Weight Watchers
That bodysuit appears to be holding a lot of shit in.

01/08/2014 22:33 Farrah Abraham Regrets Fucking On Camera
Adults call it cum.

01/08/2014 22:32 Cara Delevingne And Michelle Rodriguez Make Knicks Game Watchable
Michelle Rodriguez has a bigger dick than me. : (

01/08/2014 14:09 Olivia Wilde Still Looks Pretty Great
Imagine what would happen if her and peyton manning had a baby.

01/08/2014 14:08 Olivia Wilde Still Looks Pretty Great
Everything but that 6head of hers

12/31/2013 20:59 Ava Sambora in A Bikini Playing Volleyball
Robin Roberts dick just got really hard from this pic.

12/31/2013 20:57 What's Making Robin Roberts and Aaron Rodgers So Happy?
Anders-in the Pooper, right?

12/28/2013 10:11 Red Lobster Isn't Closing, Stop the Fucking Riots
ironically, you are here.

12/25/2013 13:00 Happy Birthday to Baby Jesus and Larry Csonka
when they got a brain. speaking of which love the comment about the malawiwejkdfj babies of hollywood.

12/23/2013 13:56 Mariah Carey's Breasts Are Enjoying The Holidays
I doubt very seriously those tits are 44. I would suspect they are about 1/2 her actual age and came into existence right around the time her first hit single made the airwaves.

12/21/2013 09:38 Brian Boitano Is Gay? Who the Fuck Is Left?
LOK at least it was girls, amirite? By the way this is already looking like the worst Olympics (not saying much for the winter olympics) with America ass raping Russians because they don't think li

12/21/2013 09:36 Brian Boitano Is Gay? Who the Fuck Is Left?
LOK at least it was girls, amirite?

12/21/2013 09:34 Internet Company P.R. Chief Tweets The Last Joke Of Her Career
She's in trouble with our media because a there aren't a ton of blacks with the AIDs in Africa.