Don Kieballs
User since: 10/03/2013 19:52
Number of posts: 9

Last 9 pearl of wisdom:

03/28/2014 11:09 Britney Spears Is Having A Nice Vacation
This is what the inside of Britney Spears' hotel room looks like? I think I've seen that painting before at an empanada stand down by the train station. Britney you have just humanized yourself and ta

03/27/2014 16:01 Porn Stars Make Terrible Models
The sooner we can integrate porn stars into everyday society, the sooner the cashier at my local grocery store will let me do porn star things to her. So let's cut Nicole a little bit of slack. Just b

03/27/2014 15:12 I'm A Twerk Major
Nothing about Miley Cyrus or her no-talent peers is by accident. There are teams of experts behind the scenes telling Miley exactly what to say, what to do, who to hang around with. I imagine a class

03/04/2014 13:28 Justin Bieber Pays His Dad A $50,000 Allowance
Douche of the year. Something tells me dad and son are weiner cousins. I want to watch a Rikki Lake episode where some broad claims she was impregnated by a Bieber, but not sure which one.

01/28/2014 17:17 Get Ready For A Mexican Jersey Shore
Wasn't Snooki born in Chile? Close enough. Put her on this show and hopefully some cartel members catch her in the crossfire.

01/27/2014 12:36 You Sure Showed Us, Madonna
Nothing more pathetic than a 55 year old trying to compete with 20 year olds. I bet Madonna and her team of lackeys hold regular meetings to discuss stunts for the old hag to keep herself relevant. Ki

01/24/2014 17:18 Laura Cremaschi In A Wet T Shirt In Miami
Whoring is an arms race just like any other. A normal bikini just doesn't make the news any more and these no-talent trollops know it. Pizza face here just took it to the next level. I give it 6 month

01/13/2014 13:05 Paris Hilton's Breasts Will Save Haiti
I actually don't mind paris hilton. She is playing the celebutant role better than most. As much as we think she's a dumb shit, she's taking everybody's money. Who's the dumb shit now?

01/13/2014 11:27 Lena Dunham's Lucky Girdle Lets Her Down
Sorry Lena but you are a sloppy mess. Big surprise you're a raging feminist. Hot chicks are never feminists because sexism actually works in a hot chick's favour.