NautiusMaximus08User since: 03/24/2008 20:00
Number of posts: 140
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
05/01/2013 20:43 Nicole Richie Gets Candid, You Get Educated
"...light skinned for a black person."
Exactly how black are you Nicole, really?
04/26/2013 14:03 JWOWW Is An 'Actress' Now, But It's Not Porn
Just a little lopsided there Jenni....
04/22/2013 21:43 Kim Kardashian Admits to Being a Hypocrite
Short, I just figured if she's going to be stating the obvious, she might as well cover all the bases (her ass is big enough for it).
04/22/2013 13:26 Kim Kardashian Admits to Being a Hypocrite
Has she admitted yet to being a no-talent fame whore?
04/11/2013 12:49 This Guy Wants To Become A Human Tampon (VIDEO)
He's certainly on his way to becoming a douche.
02/20/2013 16:45 this might be why Alec Baldwin is always so cranky
Sorry, but I did a Google image search for Ireland Baldwin & she looks MUCH better with sunglasses on.
02/15/2013 17:43 Genevieve Morton is highly, highly underated
I think I have to call bullshit on the tits thing....
01/23/2013 16:58 Wednesday Afternoon Headlines
If you don't know how to take a dook & pound one out with your clothes on, then you're not trying hard enough.
01/04/2013 22:13 Lindsay Lohan is an actual prostitute now
Me too Dr. Gonzo....
I'm good for three fitty.
01/02/2013 19:56 Sofia Vergara doesnt hold a grudge
Sofia, if you ever get tired of Nick treating you like shit (& you know he will), call me.
If I ever saw you take a picture with a stranger, the worst I would ever do is let you have sexy inter
12/12/2012 14:42 Justin Bieber threw a water bottle at photographers
Everything about this guy, from the hat placed (not worn) on his head, down to his shoes just SCREAMS hip-hop. He truly is a dazzling urbanite.
12/10/2012 20:36 Lindsay can't pay her rent
When was her career on the upswing?
12/10/2012 17:31 Miley Cyrus did a live Creampie show
PunkA: agree
12/04/2012 16:48 'the Hobbit' is getting mixed reviews
If you're going to copy your criticism of LotR from 'Clerks II"....
GOOD catch on 'The Simpsons' though!
11/16/2012 14:06 Kristen Stewart was sexy, still boring
Saw her on Conan the other night; paired with her boredom/lack of personality and Conan's terrible interviewing "skills," it made for some HORRIBLE television.
I think it was followed by an equal
10/12/2012 13:23 Lindsay Lohan has endorsed Mitt Romney
Lindsay, I don't think your employment is going to get any better if Mittens is president.
10/12/2012 11:04 the internets most popular uppercut has arrived
At least half the teenagers in this country need to be dealt with like this.
10/08/2012 12:34 the new 'Robocop' delivers on robot cop promise
Red Dawn, now Robocop. What other movies from the '80's are they going to reboot?
10/02/2012 15:09 Kanye and Kim are "cooling off"
would still do sex to her
09/28/2012 23:21 FOX News accidentally aired a live suicide today
"I would have shot him just for the pants."
this
