User since: 12/20/2013 18:23
Number of posts: 17

Last 17 pearl of wisdom:

03/25/2014 18:33 Vogue Readers Impotently Angry About Kim's Cover Win
Why is Kanye playing tummy sticks with a baby?

03/25/2014 13:23 Corey Feldman Is Back With A New Hit (VIDEO)
The Michael Jackson mimicking is tiresome and sad. let the glory days go and establish your own identity.

03/03/2014 14:09 Shia LaBeouf Is A One Man Oscar Party
Why is he dressed like its World War II? Saving Private Shia

02/27/2014 13:26 Bo Osinski Will Flash Whatever It Takes to Get Your Guard Down
Her A$$ is nice but maybe her face should go into hiding just like her left nipple.

02/11/2014 15:07 Bruce Jenner Is Turning Into a Beautiful Butterfly

01/23/2014 17:09 Rihanna Smokes the Dank With a Skank
pass that hoochie to the left hand side.

01/17/2014 19:46 Kellen Winslow Jr. Might've Had Sex With Himself Outside Target
At least it wasn't Walmart or Leisure World.......

01/09/2014 14:24 Nobody Knows It's You, Leonardo DiCaprio
Maybe it was a vegan restaurant....

01/09/2014 14:20 Cormac McCarthy's Ex Pulls A Gun Out Of Her Hoo-Ha
Someones got a sticky trigger finger! probably would have jammed anyways.

01/06/2014 14:28 Kim Jong Un Ordered His Uncle Eaten By Hunting Dogs
Your supposed to feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and

12/27/2013 13:43 Klassy Bag, Kim Kardashian
It also looks like smeared Gerber baby shit.

12/26/2013 17:45 Paris Hilton Claims to Be One of the Highest Paid DJs in the World
I would give my left nut to hear either Deadmau, Skrillex, or Butch Clancey call this dumb whore out on her bullshit. I am perturbed.....

12/26/2013 15:37 Emily Ratajkowski Wears Lingerie Pretty Good
Agreed. Perfect areola to nipple to boob ratio.

12/23/2013 19:02 Justine Sacco Case Provides Solid Handwringing
I'm sure it was a personal battle within herself whether to post that or not. Kind of like buying a fedora.

12/23/2013 18:49 Sydney Leathers Gets Her Lips Snipped
I wonder what category of occupational hazard this falls under?

12/23/2013 16:05 Elisabetta Gregoraci In a Bikini in Kenya
You don't know fun until you've tried Somali Para-sailing.

12/20/2013 15:07 Kate Upton's Breasts Are Oscar Contenders (VIDEO)
Kate Upton is fat with ham hocks for arms. Why don't people see that?