Lotsa_Dandruff
User since: 01/18/2014 06:42
Number of posts: 9




Last 9 pearl of wisdom:

02/27/2014 12:55 Through Rain, Sleet Or Snow, Famke Janssen's Dog Will Take A Crap
Famke Janssen is soooo beautiful. Love her. Paul is dead. Miss him. Miss him.

02/26/2014 14:05 Here's What Liam Neeson Thinks About Entourage
I need to put my dick back in my pants before mom comes downstairs.

02/26/2014 14:00 Lena Dunham In Her Underwear Is Instant Yummy
I'm a chubby chaser. But her titties are way too small.

02/26/2014 13:57 Tommy Lee Is Getting Married For The Fourth Time
Apparently Tommy Lee has a pretty big pecker as people who have seen the Pam / Tommy Lee video have remarked.

02/05/2014 11:02 Gwyneth Paltrow Neuters Vanity Fair
My daughter made $8000 last month selling ads on her computer. And then she, wait a minute. Is this an ad? No. Paul McCartney is dead. 9/11 was an.... see, I don't need you to tell me how to think.

02/05/2014 11:00 NYPD Suddenly Takes Drugs Very Seriously
At least he didn't die of erotic asphyxiation, ya know, where you're jacking off and try to choke yourself. Choke your chicken, choke your neck. Ba da bing, ba da bang. I love the ritual.

02/03/2014 12:31 Philip Seymour Hoffman Had a Lousy Super Bowl Sunday
He will never get diarrhea again! Godspeed Hoffman!

01/31/2014 12:22 Stop Kendra Wilkinson, You're Getting Us All Hot
Vomit.

01/18/2014 02:44 Nina Agdal's Wedgie Might Be the Best Thing About the Entourage Movie
I thought I was the only one who is unable to wipe properly.