Dr. Gonzo
User since: 01/05/2007 12:00
Number of posts: 1164




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

02/25/2013 22:35 FYI, Brendon Takes a 'Holiday'
All you whiny pussy motherfuckers need to look at the bright side Just think about how much better Dungeons and Dragons got after Gary Gygax was thrown out if his own company And Apple kicked Steve

02/06/2013 15:26 And here we are...
Waiting to see what's next And let me know how I can help. I have a day job so I can do some work for free. Actually all the blogs I get paid to write I slack off and do a shitty job with. Kin

02/04/2013 15:34 Jennifer Lawrence's dress did not rip at the SAG Awards
I don't have that add on on my iPad or iPhone I think I used to have it on my apple iie or whatever

02/04/2013 12:55 Jennifer Lawrence's dress did not rip at the SAG Awards
You must still use one of those old fashioned desktop thingies

02/04/2013 10:42 Jennifer Lawrence's dress did not rip at the SAG Awards
Didn't used to. Back when it was good.

02/04/2013 08:54 Jennifer Lawrence's dress did not rip at the SAG Awards
...not that anyone will care because I have never bought any of the ridiculous shit they advertise on this site

02/04/2013 08:52 Jennifer Lawrence's dress did not rip at the SAG Awards
Time to take the secret side project public and get back the edge this site had five years ago. If that lame asshole from Friday is coming back I'm really through for good and all.

02/03/2013 22:24 Jennifer Lawrence's dress did not rip at the SAG Awards
P.s. the guest writer sucked P.p.s. brend0n needs to stop juicing or he will die and it will be amateur hour here every day every week. Or just the film drunk punk ghost writing again

02/03/2013 22:20 Jennifer Lawrence's dress did not rip at the SAG Awards
Fearless Leader said the Super Bowl would start whenever saints fans stopped throwing shit at roger Goodell. That didn't happen but how about that power failure. Who dat!

01/10/2013 19:50 Taylor Swift got dumped because she's "asexual and wouldn’t put out"
This dude is just a loser because she has already slept with half the guys in Hollywood. Pretty much everybody but him and Justin Bieber.

01/03/2013 17:45 Lindsay Lohan is an actual prostitute now
I'm waiting for the price to drop.

12/19/2012 15:27 Lindsay is being framed for trashing a trailer. Again.
Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the ethnic gentleman gets it! Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing. Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it

12/12/2012 17:24 Justin Bieber threw a water bottle at photographers
ice ice baby

08/29/2012 20:08 Lindsay banned from Chateau Marmont, still terrible at lying
First of all it is very disrespectful that he addresses her by her first name. The letter should begin dear ms lohan or to your grand sluttiness Secondly I can't believe they can charge $75 per da

08/20/2012 17:32 Nicki Minaj is the second new American Idol judge
World War II wasn't over until Japan surrendered

07/23/2012 16:01 Minka Kelly. Has a sex tape.
I will be following this story closely as it develops.

07/13/2012 13:18 Lindsay Lohan is losing her hair
not to be an asshole, but that is not ironic. fittingly or appropriately named

03/16/2012 13:05 Lady Gaga is Concerned About Her Privacy
oh please god let it be true and please god find Brend0n and bring him safely back to us this "trying to write like Brendun" bullshit isn't flying for me and im about one foot out the door

03/01/2012 18:01 Katy Perry understands what makes a good skirt
I am not by any stretch of the imagination what you would call a Katy Perry fan (although she does have her- shall we say- positive attributes) I do think it bears mentioning that she is vastly super

02/14/2012 15:11 was Whitney Houston murdered?
Does selling drugs to an addict constitute murder now? Does it vary according to jurisdiction?