Habitual Line Stepper
User since: 04/24/2008 11:57
Number of posts: 397

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

08/12/2013 13:40 Tiger Wood's Mansion Sinks
'Tiger suggested choking the sinkhole like the slut that it is and filling it with his big black cock. But, apparently, you can’t get a permit for that in Florida. Though Lindsay Vonn quickly forgave

06/16/2013 04:24 Kardashian Baby Arrives, Just as Was Foretold
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06/13/2013 19:39 Miss USA Winners Almost Nude For PETA
Meanwhile, your government is recording every phone call, email, and message made in your entire country. But hey, this seems really important too. It's nice to see that Miss USA is a dirty slut w

06/13/2013 16:19 Nina Agdal, Ariel Meredith, And Kate Upton In Body Paint
What's the point of the paint .. the teasey poses .. Just show us your vag already.

06/11/2013 20:53 Edward Snowden's Girlfriend Lindsay Mills Photos
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the laaaaaand of the free Your phone's tapped so BeHaaaaave.

06/10/2013 23:31 Kim Kardashian To Be All Alone When Her Baby Pops Out!
Did I just blow your mind?

06/10/2013 23:30 Kim Kardashian To Be All Alone When Her Baby Pops Out!
Um Admiral, I guess you've never actually read the bottom of the page hey? SpinMedia Publishers: AbsolutePunk I PinkIsTheNewBlog I Buzznet I Celebslam I Celebuzz I ConcreteLoop I OKMagazine.com I G

06/08/2013 14:17 Toronto's Mayor Will Blow You For Crack
Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about. 1) Go get a huge amount of crack 2) Load up a glass pipe 3) Light it and take a massive hit 4) Tell me it's not good 5) Repeat as necessary

02/28/2013 14:44 Ke$ha Is Still Disgusting
'Despite the fact that she looks like a wet fart wrapped in a gym sock' Ooops, I actually laughed at that one. Was I not supposed to? Crap.

02/26/2013 22:03 Sofia Vergara Still Not Dead
jregal ... are you pullin' for him like teen girls do in Lifetime movies? Just wondering.

02/26/2013 19:59 Sofia Vergara Still Not Dead
'Turns out, she had the fucking flu. Or maybe she’s pregnant and pretending to have the flu, like teen girls do in Lifetime movies. Either way, there’s a good chance you’re going to die before Sofia.'

02/26/2013 19:56 Kate Upton Doesn't Need No Airbrushing
That girl has the whitest teeth I ever came across.

02/25/2013 19:13 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
Girls Who Say Next Don’t Need Makeup Guys Stripper Have Up to Never Woken Morning Shift. We have this crazy thing up here in Canada, it's called 'education'. You guys probably got rid of that to p

02/25/2013 16:23 FYI, Brendon Takes a 'Holiday'
Brendon. Thanks for the laughs man. I'm busy in front of my computer all day ... and there were many times I checked this site and laughed my ass off. Also, some of the commenters .. many years ago

02/20/2013 20:47 elisha_cuthbert_maxim_march_2013_3
What a nice swimwear photography spread. One pieces. It takes me back to when we used to have to jerk off to Sears catalogue women's wear section ... yup, an' before that, all we had to Jerk Off

02/20/2013 14:13 Jessica Simpson is naming her kid...
Oh, and nice tits. Sincerely, Manfred Gerhard Fasel Esq

02/20/2013 14:12 Jessica Simpson is naming her kid...
Not a bad name, but not that good either. I am most certain you can do better. Remember, the name makes the man. With greatest respect, Cloverdale Windthorp The Third

02/19/2013 20:07 Christina Ricci is still underrated
That'za WhOOoooole lotta forehead.

02/14/2013 21:07 news anchor Lisa Dutton is inappropiate
Hey Salami, can you call into the station tomorrow and tell her my cock is teething and I need some advice from her as a Mompeneur. Lisa definitely puts in "eneur' back into 'Mompreneur'. Thanks

02/14/2013 16:14 news anchor Lisa Dutton is inappropiate
She's from Saskatoon Saskatchewan ... Not to be confused with the Capital City, Regina Saskatchewan. True Story.