Dave
User since: 09/01/2006 13:46
Number of posts: 337




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

10/20/2013 05:29 Kristen Bell Marries Dax Shepard
WTF is with her teeth? It's like someone glued some fake horse teeth in her mouth and then oxycleaned them white. I never could figure out what the fascination was with this mediocre 6.

09/06/2013 21:28 Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Are Doing Great, Err, Fine
43 my ass is all I have to say about her. She's at least 5-8 years older than she claims and she's always looked older than she claimed.

01/02/2013 21:29 Sofia Vergara doesnt hold a grudge
Ah show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man who is tired of dealing with her shit.

12/03/2012 21:10 Katt Williams arrested after slapping a Target employee
absolutely no fucking idea who this guy is.

11/10/2012 21:23 Mark Wahlberg is officially in Transformers 4 now
Academy Award®-nominee Mark Wahlberg? Whuh? When did that happen and for what? Worst.Actor.Ever.

06/15/2012 08:38 Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)
Who or what the fuck is drake?

05/18/2012 11:22 Miley Cyrus understands summer fashion
Even with all the drugs imo she's obviously been doing to get that skinny she still has shoulders like a linebacker.

05/18/2012 11:19 Sofia Vergara is ready to go. Or just forgot to button her pants.
More like she just ate and has bad gas. How's that for wrecking your fantasy.

04/04/2012 17:22 Christina Aguilera looks... better?
this jewfus she's dating looks just like the last jewfus she was married to.

04/03/2012 16:28 'Total Recall' has a trailer
This just confirms what I knew earlier which is Jessica Biehl is the worst actress of all time except for Sharon Stone. Funny that they are in the same movie 20 years apart.

03/23/2012 14:34 Rihanna is doing Ashton Kutcher now
Can't say I blame him. She is probably the hottest black chick in the universe imo. If we lived in olden times and I was Thomas Jefferson and she was a slave, I'd be spending many a night making illeg

03/16/2012 08:24 Nicki Minaj in a Bikini
KimK in a green wig?

03/14/2012 14:31 Jessica Simpson Says She Weighs 170 Pounds
That's insane how huge she is. She's only like 5 feet tall too don't forget so 170 is about right. Either way, my girlfriend is almost 5 months pregnant with my daughter and she's 5'6" and weighs 134

03/14/2012 09:02 Chris Brown's Girlfriend Doesn't Make Sense
The orientals and negroes should not mix. They make a nasty looking combo.

03/08/2012 19:33 Rihanna is in a twitter fight with Chris Browns girlfriend
Eww. Negroes and Asians do not make a good mix. Funk.

02/23/2012 16:41 Leah Michelle is in a bikini, possible meth dealer
Epic jewface. Yik.

02/22/2012 15:37 Christina Hendricks was called "ugly"
She was fucking PERFECT in firefly. PERFECT. She needs to get to that weight again. I also live in Fairfax and had no idea she went to school here. Weird. I also didn't realize she was 36 years old ei

02/10/2012 08:55 Macaulay Culkin is doing great
Man MJ really fucked this guy up.

02/06/2012 18:50 M.I.A. ruined the Super Bowl, nations innocence
M.I. who?

02/04/2012 11:00 M.I.A. is brave
Who the fuck is MIA?