DaveUser since: 09/01/2006 13:46
Number of posts: 335
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
01/02/2013 21:29 Sofia Vergara doesnt hold a grudge
Ah show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man who is tired of dealing with her shit.
12/03/2012 21:10 Katt Williams arrested after slapping a Target employee
absolutely no fucking idea who this guy is.
11/10/2012 21:23 Mark Wahlberg is officially in Transformers 4 now
Academy Award®-nominee Mark Wahlberg? Whuh? When did that happen and for what? Worst.Actor.Ever.
06/15/2012 08:38 Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)
Who or what the fuck is drake?
05/18/2012 11:22 Miley Cyrus understands summer fashion
Even with all the drugs imo she's obviously been doing to get that skinny she still has shoulders like a linebacker.
05/18/2012 11:19 Sofia Vergara is ready to go. Or just forgot to button her pants.
More like she just ate and has bad gas. How's that for wrecking your fantasy.
04/04/2012 17:22 Christina Aguilera looks... better?
this jewfus she's dating looks just like the last jewfus she was married to.
04/03/2012 16:28 'Total Recall' has a trailer
This just confirms what I knew earlier which is Jessica Biehl is the worst actress of all time except for Sharon Stone. Funny that they are in the same movie 20 years apart.
03/23/2012 14:34 Rihanna is doing Ashton Kutcher now
Can't say I blame him. She is probably the hottest black chick in the universe imo. If we lived in olden times and I was Thomas Jefferson and she was a slave, I'd be spending many a night making illeg
03/16/2012 08:24 Nicki Minaj in a Bikini
KimK in a green wig?
03/14/2012 14:31 Jessica Simpson Says She Weighs 170 Pounds
That's insane how huge she is. She's only like 5 feet tall too don't forget so 170 is about right. Either way, my girlfriend is almost 5 months pregnant with my daughter and she's 5'6" and weighs 134
03/14/2012 09:02 Chris Brown's Girlfriend Doesn't Make Sense
The orientals and negroes should not mix. They make a nasty looking combo.
03/08/2012 19:33 Rihanna is in a twitter fight with Chris Browns girlfriend
Eww. Negroes and Asians do not make a good mix. Funk.
02/23/2012 16:41 Leah Michelle is in a bikini, possible meth dealer
Epic jewface. Yik.
02/22/2012 15:37 Christina Hendricks was called "ugly"
She was fucking PERFECT in firefly. PERFECT. She needs to get to that weight again. I also live in Fairfax and had no idea she went to school here. Weird. I also didn't realize she was 36 years old ei
02/10/2012 08:55 Macaulay Culkin is doing great
Man MJ really fucked this guy up.
02/06/2012 18:50 M.I.A. ruined the Super Bowl, nations innocence
M.I. who?
02/04/2012 11:00 M.I.A. is brave
Who the fuck is MIA?
02/03/2012 18:23 Madonna is a simple midwest girl, football player
I'm so embarrassed for her. At her age it looks so silly for her to be dressing and acting like that still. Time to act your age Madonna sheesh.
02/03/2012 12:56 Minka Kelly is perfect all the time
She really is pretty but she's a shitty actress. She's got some really bad acting habits that need to be broken. The whining being the worst of them.
