Readykilowatt
User since: 05/22/2008 13:46
Number of posts: 205




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

03/18/2013 20:22 LeAnn Rimes Plain Old-Fashioned Crazy
She's gone pretty far for a Mesquite TX trailerpark whore. That's my best left-handed complement for a crazy person.

03/15/2013 00:21 This Guy Was Arrested For Allegedly Stalking Ivanka Trump... Again
If I stalk a fug like Ivanka may I at least cock punch Trump when I get arrested? If I'm going downtown I want it to be for assaulting the source... the source of mankind's embarrassment.

03/14/2013 09:59 This Is What North Korea Thinks America Is Like
Snow coffee is fake?

02/08/2013 16:29 Whitney to be 'celebrated' at Clive Davis' Grammy party
I know I was shocked by her death a year ago... because I thought she OD'ed back in the 80's when she was semi relevant.

02/05/2013 03:00 Jennifer Lawrence's dress did not rip at the SAG Awards
The Howard Hughes impression is officially getting old. A Lohan has to be fucking up somewhere right now so lets hear about it.

12/28/2012 16:45 Nick Stahl was masturbating in a porn store
What massive clusterfuck must a vice cop be guilty of to be tasked with busting into private viewing stalls at the local porn emporium?

11/01/2012 15:36 Sandra Bullock is racy
"... even though you’re only trying to be polite. Because apparently that’s a crime now." No good deed goes unpunished anymore.

10/10/2012 22:23 Khloe Kardashian should endorse makeup
Boy, Rosie O ' Donnell really lost the weight, but when did she have the dick installed?

10/10/2012 10:02 Daryl Hannah is still a dirty hippie
What a LONG hard road it's been from Blade Runner to Winnsboro, TX. Was she held at the county jail or animal control?

09/29/2012 00:13 FOX News accidentally aired a live suicide today
What's in the box!? Se7en was a great movie.

09/27/2012 18:51 Ke$ha had sex with a ghost
I think the ghost is the one haunted by that experience.

09/27/2012 18:48 could you go inside to do that Kourtney
Kourtney, just because there's sand doesn't mean it's your litter box.

09/20/2011 13:08 the Nic Cage "vampire" picture is for sale
Does this mean Nic will continue "acting" forever? He definitely has another Wicker Man in him.

05/24/2011 16:02 Maria Shriver narc'd out Schwarzenegger
Way to think that through, Maria. Now the whole world knows Arnold fucked around on you with an ogre and had a funbaby. How's that moral high ground working out now?

05/23/2011 08:20 Lindsay Lohan had a nipslip. Pretty surprising, huh?
Her breasts need a new host because I'm sick of hearing about her.

05/17/2011 15:08 Arnold Shwarzenegger cheated, had a bastard child with a maid
A real Kennedy would have gotten drunk, found a bridge and jumped the rail. Drowning is always sexier than divorce. Cars are cheaper than divorce every time.

05/13/2011 12:01 CBS will replace Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher
So Dane Cook was too busy being unfunny to join the cast so they went with this spaz?

01/28/2011 00:02 Sheen had a briefcase full of coke and Melanie Rios
If goes straight/sober/dry he'll be more boring than George W Bush. If nothing else Sheen proves there is better living through chemistry and sober people just aren't funny.

01/27/2011 23:19 Sheen had a briefcase full of coke and Melanie Rios
Sheen might die, but he'll still be more employable than Lilo. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

01/15/2011 01:52 CBS knows Charlie Sheen is a degenerate
Charlie may be a degenerate, but at least he has a job... your move Lindsey.