Readykilowatt
User since: 05/22/2008 13:46
Number of posts: 27




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

02/17/2014 14:40 "Snake Salvation" Preacher Dies From Snake Bite
Darwin at work!

02/13/2014 22:53 Sinkholes Ruin Everything
FL ruins everything

02/05/2014 15:58 Meet Philip Seymour Hoffman's Alleged Drug Connects
Hipsters are just one more reason we can't have nice things.

01/30/2014 18:01 Saving Jodi Arias Has Cost Arizona Taxpayers $2 Million Already
The AZ Prison System should run a brothel to get some of that money back when the incarcerated is reasonably good looking.

01/24/2014 11:46 Laura Cremaschi In A Wet T Shirt In Miami
It seems we off shored proof reading to India at WWTDD.

01/13/2014 16:28 Bieber Could Be Charged With A Felony For Egging
Ass raped for egging. Now that's a great epitaph!

01/13/2014 16:18 Woody Allen's Son Is Unhappy
He was married to Mia Farrow I wouldn't be surprised if Woody molested a baby chimp. That shrew has never been attractive.

01/10/2014 11:52 Don't Ever Ask Lena Dunham Why She Gets Naked
That's a great question. I find nude scenes in "Faces of Death" to be more arousing than Lena Dunham naked.

01/09/2014 14:20 Cormac McCarthy's Ex Pulls A Gun Out Of Her Hoo-Ha
And in just one instance Santa Fe NM is placed ahead of Florida and Ohio in the crazy game. Lets hear it for the more interesting Jenny McCarthy.

01/06/2014 16:23 Lena Dunham Twitter Duels With Shia LaBeouf
Shia makes a better looking woman.

01/06/2014 11:28 Simon Cowell's Vacations Are Better Than Yours
On a boat with a pregnant woman and he didn't come back short one and minus an anchor? Even Simon's vacations have missed opportunities.

12/31/2013 16:15 Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Go Skiing
Avalanche risk "HIGH" Stay clear of overhangs.

12/31/2013 12:39 Jennifer Aniston Boobs Revisited
Some breast life support systems are better than others.

12/31/2013 11:47 The Yakuza and The Homeless Will Have Fukushima Fixed Up In No Time
Finally, a use for homeless people.

12/25/2013 11:08 Justine Sacco Case Provides Solid Handwringing
Sacco should be the next walk on cast member of Duck Dynasty

12/23/2013 01:51 Internet Company P.R. Chief Tweets The Last Joke Of Her Career
Whenever I hack someone's Twitter I will Tweet this gal's message. You done been Sacco'ed!

12/16/2013 11:15 Lindsay Lohan Is Back In The Studio
Still more interesting than Beyonce posts. GITMO needed a new soundtrack for torture and Lindsey is just the patriot to provide it.

12/13/2013 17:53 Miley Cyrus Doesn't Think She'll Be Asked To Do VMAs Again
Someone tell the hayseed that merkins don't go on her ears.

12/12/2013 19:47 LeAnn Rimes Uses Sex To Keep from Crying
If she uses it to keep from crying her daddy wasn't doing it right.

12/11/2013 14:30 Tila Tequila Knows Who Killed Paul Walker
After reading her Hitler piece I'm sure she really suspects the Jews. I hope she and Mel Gibson can solve this one.