SexyRicardSimmons
User since: 03/18/2007 10:14
Number of posts: 354




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

10/08/2013 22:11 Alec Baldwin Writes Whiny Letter About Paparazzi
I hope more follow him, I really enjoy watching him go insane. I also don't care about rich people problems. His life is so hard, he used to diddle Kim Bassinger and now he's married to a Yoga instruc

09/24/2013 23:45 Ellen Pompeo Cares About Diversity
Nasty old mudshark complaining about diversity. She's just so enlightened.

06/21/2013 11:46 My Dad... My Dad's in Jail! (VIDEO)
Next they will start teaching kids how to make homemade shanks.

06/21/2013 11:45 Kanye And Kim Named Baby North West
Great! I can hear Kanye and all his friends calling the baby Norff. "Where Norff at?

06/21/2013 01:36 Paula Deen Drops Some Expensive N-Bombs
Good luck finding a bunch of blacks that want to work.

06/11/2013 23:13 I Know When the Omen Child Will Be Birthed -- Do You Know Her Name? It's Worth 500 Clams
Stillborn.

05/03/2013 23:25 Sneak Peek at Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham's Sex Tape
I don't know who this is.

05/03/2013 23:23 Most Likely To Get Knocked Up Again
I'm just surprised the kid is white.

04/23/2013 12:09 You Go, Boy
She kind of looks like what would happen if you mashed Jonah Hill and Rosie O'Donnell together. A big blob of asexualness........

04/12/2013 18:42 Kerry Rhodes Takes Gay Vacay Photos
Nigs gonna fag.

04/08/2013 17:30 People Are Pissed At Jay-Z And Beyonce For Going To Cuba
Can Cuba keep them?

03/19/2013 19:28 Here Comes The Next Justin Bieber (VIDEO)
Are you sure this isn't some Jewish kids bar mitzvah karaoke video?

03/19/2013 18:56 Honey Boo Boo's Mom Flaunts It Because She Has It
I didn't know they gave awards to ham now. .

03/14/2013 14:16 Nicki Minaj Blowing Up
What's a Nikki Minaj?

03/07/2013 00:12 Courteney Cox Is Cadaverous
I'd fuck the shit out of her if I had the chance. The writer is a queer.

03/05/2013 23:18 Rihanna Loves Chris Brown, Hates Bras
A monkey with tits and tattoos

03/01/2013 00:46 Your Emails Are Being Read!
Brendon leaves and everyone loves him. When he was here everyone told him he was a lazy cunt. Make up your minds you bastards.

03/01/2013 00:44 Goodbye, Pope Benedict, We Hardly Knew Ya'
Give the guy a break! He was a Hitler Youth, that shits money!

02/25/2013 23:15 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
When they find Brendon dead in a puddle of his own vomit, can I poke him with a stick?

02/20/2013 02:53 Christina Ricci is still underrated
I'd teabag the hell out of her forehead while she sleeps.