SexyRicardSimmonsUser since: 03/18/2007 10:14
Number of posts: 348
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
05/03/2013 23:25 Sneak Peek at Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham's Sex Tape
I don't know who this is.
05/03/2013 23:23 Most Likely To Get Knocked Up Again
I'm just surprised the kid is white.
04/23/2013 12:09 You Go, Boy
She kind of looks like what would happen if you mashed Jonah Hill and Rosie O'Donnell together. A big blob of asexualness........
04/12/2013 18:42 Kerry Rhodes Takes Gay Vacay Photos
Nigs gonna fag.
04/08/2013 17:30 People Are Pissed At Jay-Z And Beyonce For Going To Cuba
Can Cuba keep them?
03/19/2013 19:28 Here Comes The Next Justin Bieber (VIDEO)
Are you sure this isn't some Jewish kids bar mitzvah karaoke video?
03/19/2013 18:56 Honey Boo Boo's Mom Flaunts It Because She Has It
I didn't know they gave awards to ham now. .
03/14/2013 14:16 Nicki Minaj Blowing Up
What's a Nikki Minaj?
03/07/2013 00:12 Courteney Cox Is Cadaverous
I'd fuck the shit out of her if I had the chance. The writer is a queer.
03/05/2013 23:18 Rihanna Loves Chris Brown, Hates Bras
A monkey with tits and tattoos
03/01/2013 00:46 Your Emails Are Being Read!
Brendon leaves and everyone loves him. When he was here everyone told him he was a lazy cunt. Make up your minds you bastards.
03/01/2013 00:44 Goodbye, Pope Benedict, We Hardly Knew Ya'
Give the guy a break! He was a Hitler Youth, that shits money!
02/25/2013 23:15 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
When they find Brendon dead in a puddle of his own vomit, can I poke him with a stick?
02/20/2013 02:53 Christina Ricci is still underrated
I'd teabag the hell out of her forehead while she sleeps.
02/18/2013 13:38 Alec Baldwin threatened to kill a woman; called a black paparazzi a "coon, drug dealer"
Alec Baldwin is a national treasure.
02/15/2013 18:20 Kate Upton is still a really good dancer
I'd eat her dump.
02/15/2013 18:19 BREAKING NEWS: Rihanna smokes weed
She eats watermelon too.
02/11/2013 17:17 Chris Brown was a dick at the Grammys. Shocking, huh?
She and Tyra Banks should have a who's got a bigger forehead contest.
02/08/2013 23:55 Julianne Hough is considerate
Oh look the white knights are everywhere!
02/06/2013 19:06 And here we are...
Vagina.
