Fiddlebom
User since: 10/01/2008 13:42
Number of posts: 28

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

04/15/2013 14:21 Quick Thoughts from Coachella: Paris Hilton

Last sentence fail, Lex.

04/11/2013 16:40 Kate Upton Says She is NOT Plowing Diddy

I heart Sophie.

04/09/2013 14:24 Justin Bieber Shaves His Head to Reveal Even More Douche

I vote for Sophie.

04/08/2013 13:33 The Howe Twins Want to Be Famous

Verbfail, time to go back to work at the construction site Lex :/

03/19/2013 16:15 These Bitches Be Getting Crazier

I could smell the fail emanating from this post, before I booted up my computer...

03/06/2013 18:03 Reality TV Is Less Crappy In Europe

I'd like to think you spelled Louie Anderson's name wrong on purpose, but we all know that's not true. You also spelled Luisana's name wrong twice in the article about her. Keep up the stellar work

03/05/2013 14:37 Claudia Romani Sits Like a Lady

No, the writer is though =D

02/28/2013 20:18 Your Emails Are Being Read!

Nobody cried when Maggie Grace got killed on "Lost", she was annoying. Look, the bottom line is this: humor is subjective. You're never going to get all these posters to agree things are as funny a

02/28/2013 16:06 Kelly Brook Wears a Short Dress So You Can See Her Crotch

Ellis, read that first sentence in your head a few times. Does it sound right to you? You would think that with all the people hate-reading this site just to point out grammatical errors and whatno

02/27/2013 17:31 Miss Teen Delaware Is An Inspiration To Us All

"far worse ways..." Jackazz

02/27/2013 17:28 Kanye Tells Kris Jenner To Go Fuck Herself...Politely

It almost seemed like you had something going there Steve, but then the 2nd and subsequent sentences happened. You guys do know that if you write something in Word first it will give you a heads up th

02/27/2013 17:22 Justin Bieber Is Still A Badass

That picture is mildly amusing, your text not-so-much...

02/27/2013 17:18 Lena Dunham Wants To Bite Anne Hathaway's Teeth

Jack, seek therapy. You are neither funny nor relevant.

02/26/2013 20:37 Argo Wins Best Picture, Iranians Pissed

One could only hope.

02/26/2013 20:36 Sofia Vergara Still Not Dead

The Oscars were on Sunday, it's Tuesday. So, "last night" is wrong again, jackalope.

02/26/2013 16:00 Irina Shayk Wants You To Almost See Her Nipples

It's the new writers versions of Ad-libs...Bad-libs.

02/26/2013 15:55 Argo Wins Best Picture, Iranians Pissed

Calling Iran a Banana Republic proves you have no idea what that term means. Unsurprising...