Tom Egatherion
User since: 10/03/2008 08:44
Number of posts: 17




Last 17 pearl of wisdom:

03/05/2009 08:18 rihanna is an idiot, part 2
If she tolerates this BS on a daily basis, talking her into being on the receiving of some anal fisting from a hot Ukrainian hooker would be a piece of cake. I like her.

02/24/2009 08:51 lindsay got naked again
Did no one mention yet that the photographer, Hedi Slimane, sounds a lot like "Hide The Salami"? I'm losing faith in you people...

02/20/2009 06:58 patrick swayze isnt doing so good
He looks frail, but I bet that he could kick Rihanna's ass.

12/30/2008 08:11 RACHEL RAY WILL KILL YOUR DOG

I was partial to her "Yule Log Served On My Husband's Chest" recipe.

 

 


11/11/2008 07:15 JAYDEN IS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL

People need to relax. There are real merits to a strict diet of paint chips, Reese's Pieces,  and old Newport butts.

 


11/03/2008 08:37 MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG FTW

This girl needs an ass banging like nobody's business.

 

 


10/20/2008 08:32 DAKOTA GOT SPIRIT, YES SHE DO

Start the clock...

7 years from now when her career is in shambles, she'll be doing anal for coke and trying to peddle self-shot porn pics and a video of her blowing Screetch from 'Sa


10/17/2008 11:54 DAMN.

Look at those hills and veins.

 

It looks like a map of Afghanistan.

 

 


10/16/2008 09:32 GUY RITCHIE SEEMS TO BE OKAY

Hey, LNOJ, as long as she isnt a tooth dragger, shes still good for something. Just ask Billy Bob.

 


10/16/2008 09:27 GUY RITCHIE SEEMS TO BE OKAY

Well Ritchie is British, which he won't grow a set of balls unless Germany invades France again. So the best that we can hope for is that David Duchovny mans up and beats the hell out of Madonn


10/16/2008 07:06 TEA CHEATED WITH BILLY BOB. WAIT WHAT?
Its all good there PollyAnna

10/16/2008 07:02 TEA CHEATED WITH BILLY BOB. WAIT WHAT?

You know what? This is why women get killed by their husbands.

She was pissing and moaning about how he was wanking it in front of the computer. And of course she neglected to mention that h


10/09/2008 12:30 THIS BETTER NOT BE IT

mom2ross say: She's beautiful, it's just that there's only a little hand showing... *shudders*

 Its as though that little hand is asking us for help. I can almost he


10/09/2008 12:28 ANGELINA BREASTFEEDING PICTURES?

JC says: Damn, she and Josie Maran should have a sex-off

If the pony is included in that, than I'm game for watching the pay per view.

 

 


10/09/2008 12:26 THIS BETTER NOT BE IT

My penis is so goddam pissed right now. At least her BJ lips are there, so I might be able to salvage a nut outta this...

 


10/06/2008 11:54 KIM IS TIRED OF THE RUMORS OR SOMETHING

Well, if she decides that she does want something implanted in her mouth or her ass, I can help with that.

*unzips*

 


10/03/2008 08:51 JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT LOOKS GREAT

My god, look at those hips. Girl is like 5' tall and she has the ass of an amazon. Five bucks says that she could plunk out a 9 pound kid without a stitch.