User since: 05/15/2007 12:33
Number of posts: 196

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

04/29/2013 10:47 Victoria's Secret Says Kylie Bisutti Is Full Of Shit
I must say, she has some spectacular jugs on her.

02/08/2013 12:24 Katherine Jenkins is back, still awesome
where is everyone? anyway, tits!

02/07/2013 18:07 Selena Gomez understands how to sell a movie
Shut up, don't you see them tits?

10/19/2012 17:17 naturally, Lindsay stopped showing up for work again
You know what, I'd fuck her in the ass just for the sake of her big boobs.

10/19/2012 15:12 Joanna Krupa understands fashion
Tits can solve majority of this world's problems. It also feels great to yell "TIIIIITTTTSSSSS!", although my boss at the office did not appreciate that for some reason.

08/21/2012 17:39 afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

07/03/2012 13:44 Jessica Simpsons diet is going pretty well
All I think of when I look at the banner picture is "Hulk smash!"

05/18/2012 16:50 Hao Lei has big things in front of her
OK, I cannot resist: She has big Cannes. Get it? Because it reads like cans, haha! Now excuse me while I shoot myself in the mouth.

05/15/2012 17:07 Micaela Schaefer made the 'Men in Black 3' premiere hot
I totally approve her whoreishness and balloon titties. Also, Black, please shut up.

04/26/2012 10:41 Oprah did something really nice. Oh wait no she didn't.
As in, I'd eat a mile of her shit.

04/26/2012 10:41 Oprah did something really nice. Oh wait no she didn't.
Selita Ebanks is the shit.

04/24/2012 15:56 Jon Lovitz called President Obama a "fucking asshole"
I already paid shitload of tax this year (I am rich), can we please get back to titties? I want to forget...

04/23/2012 17:39 Katy Perry Has a New Boyfriend
Even if I was married to the love of my life, I would do anything to suck them titties, so I don't blame the guy.

04/20/2012 22:53 Selena Gomez says kissing Justin Bieber is humiliating
man, i hate hiccups that last hours

04/10/2012 10:04 Jennifer Love Hewitt uses vanilla extract as perfume. Seriously.
I think we should always remember her like this: http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/FHM-Jennifer-Love-Hewitt-2002-fhm-1173385_400_500.jpg

04/09/2012 13:14 Brooklyn Decker seemed upset
I had a pretty rough week, and all I want is to suffocate between them titties.

02/24/2012 17:09 Gerard Butler is already out of rehab
As much as I prefer naked boobies, that picture made me giggle.

06/06/2011 15:16 everything is someone elses fault
that O&A part was awesome. hehehe

03/04/2011 15:49 EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Leaving The London West Hollywood Hotel
Another constructive post from me: I'd also suck the Tyler Has Sexy Readers girls' (especially the top left one) like there is no tomorrow.

03/04/2011 13:31 EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Leaving The London West Hollywood Hotel
I really, I mean really, would love to suck lilo's tits.