Leftnutofjesus
User since: 12/09/2008 07:21
Number of posts: 3143




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

05/30/2012 16:13 first pictures of Iron Man 3 villain Iron Patriot/Coldblood 7
Alas, she did actually comment on the post and make fun of the poor, rich, pieces of shit called celebs with me. Nowadays, it seems we're relegated to sharing various celeb photoshops and general

05/30/2012 16:11 first pictures of Iron Man 3 villain Iron Patriot/Coldblood 7
We used to have this real wild bitch on here, doctress leisa. one day, she dared us all to post our phone numbers and a shit ton of us did it. Later on that night, I'm eating Mexican with some slut

05/30/2012 16:04 first pictures of Iron Man 3 villain Iron Patriot/Coldblood 7
Fuck this robots and cyberkinectic bullshit. I've never even seen Star Wars. I like real shit. Like Reese Witherspoon queefing into a cereal bowl for 90 minutes while Paul Rudd plucks Adam Sandle

05/30/2012 14:38 Matthew Fox denies beating women. Sort of.
Who the fuck wears a blazer casually? If you do, go fuck yourself.

05/30/2012 13:18 Dominic Monaghan says Matthew Fox beats women
I didn't even recognize Tyler Perry. I'm representing Alabama. That's just another black guy in line for a biscuit with me at Hardee's in my eyes.

05/30/2012 13:16 Dominic Monaghan says Matthew Fox beats women
An upperhook. That's what my dick doles out regularly.

05/30/2012 13:16 Dominic Monaghan says Matthew Fox beats women
In other news, I doubt these guys are part of Travolta's Hollywood, but something tells me Matt Fox isn't very interested in making chicks cum. "Clitoris? No, no, I give them a left jab and then a

05/30/2012 13:14 Dominic Monaghan says Matthew Fox beats women
the pics of the black guy with a badge confused me worse than a Ford bicycle tire. Dominic is the little, punk, white kid on Lost. And obviously, these two were trying to pry open the same t

05/30/2012 10:47 this is why you have a dressing room Mark Wahlberg
I would've implanted something of decent size inside that chick holding the jizz gun.

05/30/2012 10:46 this is why you have a dressing room Mark Wahlberg
I believe what Travolta told that fairy about Hollywood. Mark Wahlberg has probably been slammed to the hilt as many times as he's been in shit movies. I don't see him as the type to deal the cock

05/29/2012 16:29 Kanye is canceling shows to hang out with Kim Kardashian
from 16:23 (read: The animated gif of Kim getting an ass massage made my dick twitch a lot.) John Travolta saw it, told him it was vintage John Candy, he then came all over me. I think this

05/29/2012 16:23 Kanye is canceling shows to hang out with Kim Kardashian
Obs, the smell that emits from an ass that big will never be pleasant. You could dissolve a fresh bar of Ivory soap, rub it against her ass until it was gone, and 30 seconds later, you'd smell a h

05/29/2012 16:16 Kanye is canceling shows to hang out with Kim Kardashian
Obs, we'll never get nudes of Kristen Stewart. You can't photoshop out a dick that huge. Can't be done.

05/29/2012 16:13 Kanye is canceling shows to hang out with Kim Kardashian
Kanye always looks like he just shit on something you own and he wants you to fear him for it. I would say something about Kim's face, but all that matters is her asscheeks and we all know she can'

05/29/2012 16:10 Kanye is canceling shows to hang out with Kim Kardashian
I would never want to fuck something that I have seen Brandy's little brother fuck. That should be a fucking rule for life or something. Don't fuck pussy that Brandy's little brother fucked. EVER

05/29/2012 10:20 Ashley Judds husband won the Indianapolis 500 again
She's looking kinda "Mommish" too. I'd definitely fuck Weldon's widow though. Wipe the ghost jizz off and bruise that monkey.

05/29/2012 10:19 Ashley Judds husband won the Indianapolis 500 again
I stayed conscious through most of the race. I don't believe these guys actually fuck women though. We all know they get together on weekends, smoke weed, cross their legs real tight, and dance ar

05/24/2012 13:48 Kelly Brook wore a see though swimsuit
These are nice ass shots, Nutt. Was the last one done in your living room or did you actually have to search for that? I guess we've lost the thrill of taking shots at B's posts or actually

05/24/2012 13:44 Kelly Brook wore a see though swimsuit
I rarely see her Dad, so no shotguns. I'm sure he's hoping my dick is smaller than it really is, though.

05/24/2012 12:49 Kelly Brook wore a see though swimsuit
What in the hell did ya'll do? This place is floor level of a cumshot convention. I can't imagine what you could do to get banned.