Picnic Bear
User since: 09/08/2006 16:25
Number of posts: 987




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

03/19/2013 11:25 Honey Boo Boo's Mom Flaunts It Because She Has It
Jesus this site has become a f***ing disaster. I thought it was supposed to be "celebrity" news but the previous post was about some fat chick I've never heard of and this one is about a fat chick I

02/25/2013 12:15 FYI, Brendon Takes a 'Holiday'
This will be my last picnic. So long, everybody.

02/06/2013 15:59 And here we are...
[rubs eyes sleepily]

05/16/2011 11:48 Gwen Stefani was in a bikini
@Joust: Pfft. Five years old. I have user number 768. Top that!

09/14/2009 12:27 kanye is really sorry
That is a magnificent photoshop. I may use that for my Christmas card.

08/14/2009 15:09 Tony Romo is insulting
Yeah, because there's nothing annoying about some drunk blonde shouting and demanding attention every ten seconds.

07/06/2009 10:21 Lady GaGa is goofy
So with that in mind, your guess is as good as mine as to why V magazine thought this (NSFW) would be a good idea. Hey come on, it's better than looking at her face.

01/14/2009 12:43 brandon davis is an idiot, broke
DB, that's who I meant. I'd love to see Kardashian get outshined by some other talentless cunt who became famous simply by showing up in the background of photographs of someone more important.

01/14/2009 12:32 brandon davis is an idiot, broke
You know what would be a wonderful way to break Kim Kardashian's heart? If someone found out the name of the bitch in the backseat and made her famous (remember, that's how we first heard of Kim), an

01/13/2009 09:34 hey there minka kelly
I was standing five feet away from her at a concert at the Wiltern last year, and she was beyond gorgeous.

01/08/2009 10:40 jett will be buried today

This is the most traumatic thing that has ever happened to him...

Travolta's lawyer must work for the firm of No, Shit, and Sherlock.


01/08/2009 10:09 linds is single, behind a door

I found a counter that shows the number of penises that have been in her since the breakup:

http://www.babylontoday.com/national_debt_clock.htm


01/05/2009 15:24 Zhang Ziyi is freaky
Hooray!  My Christmas/New Year's vacation just got extended by half a day!  (Because I was masturbating at work, see...)

01/05/2009 14:31 BEING JAMES BOND LOOKS LIKE FUN
I've got nothing against either of these two, but really, she's nothing special.

12/29/2008 11:08 JENNIFAA YOPEZ IS GETTING A DIVORCE
Oh man, I never had the slightest interest in that police state propaganda disguised as a reality TV show (I think it's called "Homeland Security") but if there's an episode where th

12/18/2008 14:20 I'M GAY NOW TOO
I'm guessing that the ring means she's down for the Chinese Finger Trap action.  I'm game, but I'll need a partner.  Any of you guys clean, and good at avoiding eye contact?

12/18/2008 14:16 I'M GAY NOW TOO
Finally, a Zach Efron story that doesn't make me take off my name tag in disgust, and then get yelled at by my manager here at Wendy's.

12/17/2008 12:10 AUBREY IS GAY NOW, PART 2
My advice to Aubrey is that a suicide attempt is a far more effective way to cry for attention.  Particularly if it's a successful attempt.  Heed my words, Aubrey, and you'll be on t

11/25/2008 11:18 LINDSAY AND SAM ARE GETTIN IT ON
Fuck, Lindsay's off the wagon?  Guess I'd better stay the fuck off the streets this holiday weekend.

11/18/2008 13:09 MEG RYANS STILL GOT IT
If it were summer, I'd suggest that maybe she's on her way to float down a river in an inner tube.  But no, it's not summer, and that's not an inner tube.