The Mildly Tanned Knight
User since: 03/03/2009 02:31
Number of posts: 279




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

05/24/2013 19:00 Spanish Teacher Fired For Saying Negro
And the Liberals have officially won.....

05/24/2013 14:41 Melissa Riso In A Bikini
Yeah, even if you liked that tattoo, WTF is she going to do as a model? It's not like she's Megan Fox (and even with her the magazines went to the trouble of airbrushing them out half the time).

05/22/2013 15:47 Snitch on Justin Bieber And You Will Get Served
She's rich.....after you do all that for her, she damn well better by YOU dinner. Cheap bitch....

05/22/2013 11:52 Olivia Munn Looks Really Fucking Good
MacDaddy, I was basing my comment on the fact that the director thought Mulligan was hot enough to pull off the role, which is currently the third biggest movie in the world. You can believe the dire

05/22/2013 11:43 Nobody Should Apologize For Alice Eve
"The only real solution is to have Kirstie Alley reprise her role as Saavik in the next Star Trek film and wear nothing but a thong. Then people can really decide which is more offensive." Wow, som

05/22/2013 11:40 Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Models For Surfline
"except for the one man banging her who just wants to stay home and talks about the benefits of peace." I think you mean, ".....except for the one man banging her who is just trying to figure out a

05/21/2013 20:04 Olivia Munn Looks Really Fucking Good
Chief, I'm just wondering if you've ever actually had sex with a woman (you know, a live one)? Seriously, you're irate that they are saying Munn and Carey Mulligan are hot? You do realize that t

05/20/2013 12:50 Aaron Carter Abides
Wow....I live about 20 minutes from there. Thank goodness I was out of town.... Still, just imagine how many quasi-hot, fairly desperate to please 20-something girls with low self-esteem he banged

05/17/2013 10:34 Someone Stole $1 Million In Jewels At Cannes
She is just freaking beautiful. It's such a shame she passed on 50 Shades Of Grey. She would have been an awesome choice.

05/07/2013 16:06 Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom DVD Giveaway
I've never been so relieved to not have a Twitter account....

05/07/2013 13:46 Olivia Munn Has Nipples Too
She is do-able, but not even remotely hot by Hollywood actress standards. That said, did you hear her comments with nude pics to her boyfriend? That's a woman that knows EXACTLY what a man wants, an

05/06/2013 19:40 Finally, I'm Paying Attention to The Great Gatsby
I'd pay to stare at her in a small theater for 2 1/2 hours, but that movie is going to be a pile of shit. The reviews are already destroying it. Leo's going to have to console himself with more boat

05/06/2013 16:09 Farrah Abraham Back Door Teen Mom Sneak Peek (VIDEO)
Seriously.....there are about a thousand better looking porn actresses and about a hundred times that many hotter amateurs who have sex tapes floating around. Why would anyone give a shit about this

05/03/2013 18:26 Guess What Gwyneth Paltrow Never Ever Says to Her Husband?
When did her tits get that nice?

05/03/2013 15:00 Sneak Peek at Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham's Sex Tape
But she's not attractive, so what's the point? If I've banged hotter girls, there is no reason to watch her moronic tape.

05/02/2013 15:38 Kellie Pickler Has a Nice Ass, But, Sadly, No Genitalia
Eminently......Phuckable......

05/01/2013 16:08 Ken Jeong Photobombs Kate Upton's Photo Shoot (VIDEO)
Okay that was hysterical.....

04/25/2013 13:58 Europe Will Always Suck More Than The U.S.
So some douchebag French loser with a 1000 x lens takes a picture of a woman changing in her home from a 1/4 mile away and we're supposed to feel sorry for him for getting in trouble? Wow, you re

04/25/2013 01:47 Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures Not Quite The World's Most Beautiful
I have to agree with the first guy....what's up with the banner? That's freaking stupid.

04/24/2013 19:21 Gwyneth Paltrow Isn't Just Beautiful, She's the Most Beautiful Fucking Creature Ever!!!!
Not only is she a mediocre-looking woman....she's old. Add to that she's an insufferable Leftist elitist snob (and an obnoxious hypocrite). Seriously, there's almost nothing to like about her ot