The Keeper
User since: 03/06/2009 06:36
Number of posts: 26

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

02/04/2013 16:12 Jennifer Lawrence's dress did not rip at the SAG Awards
A later Twitter post: @wwtdd: update: so i dont think ive been officially fired yet. i prolly should be (Ive been pretty fkn lazy lately; sry bout that) but we'll see.

11/21/2012 10:52 Megan Fox just had a baby, still fantastic looking
You're slipping on your Megan Fox news: If you can't wait, start at 2:40 in the trailer:

06/06/2012 15:56 Taylor Swift "humiliated" John Mayer
There may be bigger whiny, self-pitying douchbags in the world but, outside of the Miami Heat, John Mayer retires the trophy.

03/19/2012 12:29 Kate Hudson wore a bikini (plus site news)
Welcome back to the fight. I know our side will win.

01/19/2011 19:58 January Jones? Really?
That's not January Jones it's Shelley Hack. The real news is that Shelley Hack has a time machine.

11/15/2010 10:24 Jessica Simpson is engaged
That's not Jess. That's a young Mama Cass.

09/11/2010 09:03 Lindsay Lohan has red hair again
This is becoming the "What Does Lindsay Lohan Do" web site. Have all the sluts and scum disappeared?

08/20/2010 18:31 Indiana Jones 5 is on the way. For some reason.
Indy 4 was wretched and the attraction of Shia LaPoof is unfathomable. But that Star Wars rant was one of the funniest things I've ever read on the web. Well done, Padewan.

02/08/2010 12:55 jennifer aniston still sucks
Still would do her...

12/08/2009 16:45 you'll never guess who directed this commercial
Its too bad Bay didn't go into directing porn. It would have been awesome.

12/08/2009 16:41 you'll never guess who directed this commercial
Ashtrays outside of Madison Square Garden have fewer butts than Lindsay's mouth.

11/18/2009 12:34 joanna krupa has some free time now
Forget Mother Theresa, Joanna Krupa could be the greatest woman in the world. Ever.

11/16/2009 11:32 does jennifer aniston still suck? you know it.
She can call me "Brad" all night long but I would gladly jump those bones.

11/04/2009 17:03 nicole kidman: "I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff..."
Aussie chicks are always up for some kink. And you can see how she looks at herself in the mirror that there's a sex tape with a blindfold and several large objects around somewhere.

11/03/2009 10:19 jewel has bad timing
To Tom: She's 35. I never noticed this before but she looks a bit like Paris Hilton. Is that cowboy still riding her - cause she looks like she can't be broken.

10/29/2009 11:52 thursday morning headlines
I loved Sophie Monk in "Barely Legal 27". Her scene with Bree Olsen was just scalding.

10/20/2009 10:43 rawr. hey there sexy whats up?
I dunno. She's still looking good for a 38 year old.

09/25/2009 17:11 bijou philips is not happy
Wait. He did MacKenzie but NOT Bijou? Was he blind as well as pervy?

09/23/2009 17:58 they had sex for 10 years
Cool. Looking forward to the movie!

08/21/2009 13:08 Dumped after one date
That is so weird... I have exactly the same problem as Aniston - but in reverse. I dump chicks. And they won't go away. Maybe we're meant for each other...