God Hath Spoken
User since: 08/13/2007 23:28
Number of posts: 136

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

03/26/2014 14:37 North West Pisses on Kanye
R Kelly immediately phoned for a date.

03/26/2014 14:35 Jessica Pare's Teeth Will Find You
It's amazing to me that people in this day and age don't know that is 100% correctable.

03/17/2014 16:53 Pamela Anderson Seems Happy and Naked Again

03/17/2014 11:57 Scarlett Johansson Full Frontal Nude in Under the Skin
SJ is not know for any kind of muscle definition (pic 5). She is actually more of a marshmallow. I'm going to go ahead and call these fake.

02/17/2014 23:00 Simon Cowell Is a Winner
Bastard in a basket.

01/06/2014 20:26 Kesha Fat Shamed Into Rehab
I think she misunderstood what people were saying. It was flat ass, not fat ass.

12/30/2013 14:16 Rihanna Looks Like a Cocktail Ad
A forehead that only Regal Cinemas could be proud of.

12/16/2013 16:19 Seal Is a Great Divorced Dad

12/16/2013 16:09 Charlie Sheen Not So Subtly Threatens Denise Richards
Looks like the Tabasco was used to color part of the bat end. Not sure what that bat is made of. It looks like summer sausage. Now I'm hungry.

12/09/2013 15:51 The Boss' Daughter Is Hot for a Horse Woman
Sarah Jessica Parker will let anyone on her back. What a whore.

11/14/2013 18:31 Pam Anderson And Rick Salomon Sure Class Up A Joint
Canadian women, one way or the other, always end up looking like a dude

11/14/2013 18:30 Brandi Glanville Said Joanna Krupa's Pussy Smells
Maybe she should douche with 138

11/13/2013 18:38 Joanna Krupa in A Bikini
Rename this site Krupa 138

11/12/2013 17:45 Kimberley Garner In A Bikini
Wonder how much bird seed she can pick up with that beak.

10/16/2013 16:35 Emily Ratajkowski Covers Her Tits in GQ
My Lord, that chick is as close to perfection as anything i've ever laid eyes on.

10/07/2013 19:06 Clemence Poesy Is Better Than Anyone Else in Harry Potter
Ummm this chick was in 2 Harry Potter films according to IMDB.

10/07/2013 16:59 Clemence Poesy Is Better Than Anyone Else in Harry Potter
If Colin Farrell didn't nail her while filming In Bruges I'd be very disappointed.

09/24/2013 18:49 Lena Dunham's Dick
She needs to get in that bicycle race from yesterday...

09/23/2013 14:42 Demi Lovato Performs At A Microsoft Store Opening; Bear Kills a Monkey
The bear could smell the menstruation...

08/30/2013 17:29 Juliana Ninin Takes Her Clothes Off
Comments for Odom, Eminem, and Thicke, yet no post for tits. These comment sections have gone full gay. I on the other had love the titties. Keep em coming.