User since: 04/01/2009 07:11
Number of posts: 106

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

03/21/2013 15:28 Natalia Paris Says Chicken Makes You Gay; Then She Humps a Bear (VIDEO)
wear off...and fuck you again Billy

03/21/2013 15:27 Natalia Paris Says Chicken Makes You Gay; Then She Humps a Bear (VIDEO)
"in between blowing a drug lord." ...and what? "in between blowing a drug lord and writing for WWTDD"? Did the meds where off, so you just put a period instead of actually finishing the sentence? Or

03/21/2013 15:21 China Challenges America With The Sausage Double Beef Burger
Get out of your basement and look around....no one does "outfat" us. This doesn't exactly fi your "About" page..."“What Would Tyler Durden Do” is a blog focused on bringing you the latest gossip and n

03/21/2013 10:17 Ashley Benson Dumps Ryan Good; Why This Is Very Good
‘swagger coach’...you cold have gone with something like, "he's the 'how to act like you're not flaming' coach". But no, several paragraphs of rambling is your style. Bravo Billy

03/21/2013 10:09 Seth MacFarlane Dumped His Dragon Lady Girlfriend
"he’s done with her now, too." Other than the vague E! article title, how do you get that he left her?

03/20/2013 17:25 Jessica Sutta Shows Off Her Bikini Body on Miami Beach
"Jessica Sutta is the chick from the Pussycat Dolls nobody remembers as much as Nicole Scherzinger. It’s probably because blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

03/20/2013 17:00 So Splash Was On Last Night
"There is also no point to this post," Then why bother?

03/19/2013 14:31 Jennifer Love Hewitt Flashes Her Blue Panties
I've often wondered what happened to little retarded Billy from elementary school. Congrats Billy! And people said you wouldn't amount to shit after your dad ran over your head with his tractor.

03/12/2013 17:15 Counterpoint: Halle Berry Still a Hot Dream
You forgot to say "Steve G., you ignorant slut.". Old shtick, very old.

03/12/2013 10:08 Adriana Lima Isn't Really Riding a Bike
"It just adds to the seduction that is woman." Do you guys always have to sound like basement dwelling dipshits in every post? It's either, "gee let's get out the Thesaurus" or it's "how can I make my

03/11/2013 17:37 When Kendra Bends Over, She Wins
Once again one of you douchebags has posted something that someone has already done on here. Read your own damn site and make an attempt to be original.

03/11/2013 17:34 Shit Happened Fast for Kate Upton
Another post about Upton? This broad is barely above average.

03/11/2013 17:31 Britney Spears' Ass Is Dead to Me
Your buddy Lex did a post about Britney Spears’ ass one week ago. Maybe you should read your own site so you don't look like a dumb fuck and post the same shit as someone else. Don't feel too bad. Hi

03/11/2013 11:13 I Feel Bad for Kelly Osbourne
"I choose not to be the pretty fish."...You've also chosen to be a less than mediocre writer. Bravo, two for two.

03/11/2013 11:06 Selena Gomez Is The Greatest
So, Travis is the WWTDD token gay writer? Must be if you're bitching about Hooters.

03/08/2013 17:53 Elisha Cuthbert Happy Endings Out in the Desert
"If Elisha Cuthbert isn’t in your tug vault, then it’s time for a banking audit." I laughed just at how incredibly stupid this sounds. Neato post Lex...really neato! /sarcasm

03/08/2013 17:49 Lisa Rinna Turning 50 (or 37 on the Plastic Surgery Index)
Amazing how you completely fuck up an easy-laugh post. "maidenhead", "spirited", "Bionic Man"...what are you, like 65, 70 years old? Great post Grandpa!

03/07/2013 17:29 Brittany Oldehoff Does Lingerie Up Proper (VIDEO)
So, "tawdry" is on your "365 New Words-A-Year Page-A-Day 2013 Desk Calendar" for today?

03/07/2013 17:26 Chris Brown Tries Not to Be a Dick, Fails
Johnny, you should take your Ritalin BEFORE going to work.

03/06/2013 12:17 Kate Middleton Is Having A Girl
Almost every time you have an opportunity to inject humor, you say something incredibly stupid instead...like this>>>>>But since William is a wealthy prince, he doesn’t wear condoms.