The flash
User since: 08/27/2007 15:15
Number of posts: 49




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

02/16/2009 09:24 naomi watts seems nice (EXCLUSIVE)
seriously whotf is writing this site lately.

11/04/2008 15:19 DIDDY IS ALL POWERFUL

go easy on diddy. his life is filled with the same oppression, turmoil and poverty as MLK's. not to mention kunta kinte. finally diddy is able to throw off all that oppression. hopefully soon h


10/22/2008 12:18 MAYER AND ANISTON ARE ENGAGED

i shook john mayer's hand one time and thought, hey, i'm just one hand away from jennifer love hewitt. and now jennifer aniston. and right when i was looking for a good way to hang myself,


10/22/2008 07:50 LINDSAY IS GETTING SUED. AGAIN.
they shouldn't.

09/27/2008 09:25 1925 - 2008
today, i will eat 100 eggs in homage.

09/24/2008 10:02 STUFF FROM ALL OVER

what about a 3 story place on a quarter of an acre in downtown chicago for 8 million. what must the montanans think then.

i think theyre thinking, hey, it's dawn. lets go try to wal


09/19/2008 11:02 STUFF FROM ALL OVER
wtf is an internetz.

09/09/2008 15:55 HAHAHA, YOU SUCK DIDDY

of course, it may be owned by Bad Boy.


09/05/2008 17:07 SPEAKING OF BRITNEY
i think you meant to say "looks fat and sweaty". you might want to clarify, because what you said was she looks "hot".

08/28/2008 07:25 LINDSAYS RELATIONSHIP IS GOING GREAT

am i the only one that finds it unlikely ronson will be there "always" after lindsay dumps her ass for some eighteen inch cock in like two months?


08/25/2008 13:31 STUFF FROM ALL OVER
there is no way that picture is not heavily photoshopped

08/06/2008 11:08 U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!

i think its safe to say that everyone is disappointed sara bei didnt make the olympic team. she's "fast" if you know what i'm saying.

 **kapwing**


07/25/2008 11:26 LINDSAY ALMOST OFFICIALLY GAY

the REAL question is, which hole?

 

**kapwing**


07/24/2008 07:37 THEY HAD IN VITRO?

my take is that he couldn't stop going for her butt instead. but don't take my word, ask janiston.


07/01/2008 07:22 NEW DARK KNIGHT STUFF
given a choice, who would you pick, bale, or hag gyllenhaal?

06/30/2008 12:33 WILL SAYS ITS NOT TRUE
you neglected to mention the most relevant fact: jada pinkett smith, hottie or nottie?

06/20/2008 07:16 LINDSAY LOHAN IS A FATTY

The only answer is that Lindsay is Alfred Bordon in The Prestige. Except better tits.

 kapwing


06/19/2008 12:53 GIZMO?
vietnamese or not, i'd still work her over with a tire iron

06/18/2008 12:32 WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN

whatever, i predicted this back in 1994--same year i doffed brande roderick, right in front of Hef's eyes! i'm speedy

 kapwing


06/18/2008 07:34 KATE MOSS IS A LADY

finally someone has the courage to loosen up them 'slims. those fuckers are way too tense.