I Said “Bullshit” This Morning on Mancow, So the Fuck What?

January 11, 2017 | site news | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s a fact. I’m not radio friendly. I’m not anything friendly for that matter. Subscribing to archaic Federal bad word laws related to over the air broadcasts is antithetical to my core beliefs.

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Merry Christmas 2016

December 24, 2016 | site news | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The biggest day of the year for heart attacks is December 26th. Which goes to show how hard people will hang on to be able to get loaded and tell off their loved ones. Set to holiday music.

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SNEAK PEEK: Man Rules, The Beginner’s Guide to Manhood

October 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Man Rules: The Beginner’s Guide to Manhood is hopefully funny, hopefully telling, and most hopefully, close to grammatically correct. 99 Rules for Re-Masculating Millennial Males for the guy in your family who needs a solid kick in the testosterone. You know exactly who I’m talking about. You might know many. Check the vegan bistro down the block.

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Don’t Forsake the NSFW

April 29, 2016 | site news | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

All the bare tits you can’t see during the day because Starbucks wifi are now under the NSFW nav category. This will not only fool Juicy Juice into buying ads, but it might me into heaven when the time comes. The former being far more important.

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Why Is That Man Wearing Grandpa’s Pants?

April 27, 2016 | site news | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The new look site launches today. Please document your every single feeling and hint of emotional hurt. Take that piece of paper, fold it thrice, lightly moisten, and you know what to do next. Someday I’ll have children I need to pretend to love. I’m very Iverson when it comes to practice. Check out the Lenny Letter Blog. You have options.

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WWTDD Done Got Bought

January 10, 2016 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While you were sleeping, WWTDD was sold. I was sleeping too. Though we were not sleeping together. SK Intertainment purchased the site from SpinMedia. SK Intertainment owns and operates a number of sites including the iconic Mr. Skin, which is why you’ll see their banner floating around here moving forward. Never again shall you bear witness to an endless […]

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Instant Retraction: Carl’s Jr. Burgers Are Fucking Awesome

February 28, 2014 | site news | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Five seconds ago I made an off-the-cuff and not entirely complimentary remark about Carl’s Jr. burgers. Since that time I’ve come to realize that their burgers are totally fucking awesome and that they might be on our list of intended advertising targets. Not that one has to do with the other. But just look at […]

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Correction of David Copperfied Story

January 14, 2014 | site news | colin| 0 Comments

Last week we posted a satirical commentary making light of David Copperfield’s upcoming nuptials with an irreverent aside to a past allegation against the well known magician. The fact is, that criminal allegation has been completely discounted and dismissed by the authorities. If you are interested, you can read details on the case HERE. In […]

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I’m Pissed and I Want to Complain, But How?

November 21, 2013 | site news | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ve been receiving a bunch of angry letters from the public figures who routinely appear covered on this site. There’s no formal process for people to voice their concern over having phrases such as ‘urine-soaked tranny’ or ‘bottomless jizz receptacle’ applied to their character. So I’ve set one up. I’d only ask that before you […]

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Asiana Airlines Horribly Wrong Attorney Naming Contest For Money

July 17, 2013 | site news | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Update 7/17: Seeing as how Asiana dropped their lawsuit suddenly, this contest is ending at 3pm Pacific today. Get your entries in now, lazy ass mofo. When I think about how much trouble I’m going to get in for this, I get very happy. Given that Asian Airlines is now officially suing KTVU over the […]

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