2 Chainz Down With Dorky Mayor

Thomas McDermott is the mayor of Hammond Indiana, which is just outside of Chicago but sometimes on a moonless night you can still hear the bullets flying. McDermott recently shut down a concert by serial firearms offender Chief Keef, even though Keef only appeared as a hologram onstage, leading the officers to struggle with the cuffs like a cat chasing a laser pointer. McDermott wanted to show he's no prude, so he...read more

2 Chainz Did Not Get Robbed At Gunpoint, Until He Did, Shit His Pants, And Ran (VIDEO)

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. It's easy to root against rappers. For every one originally talented gangster, there's twenty stoned posers with stupid names and recycled sounds and a love of weapons they don't know how to handle. Last week 2 Chainz denied being held up at gunpoint in San Francisco, even though he clearly was. 2 Chainz just had to go street justice on the mofo who came up on him...read more

2 Chainz Was Either Robbed Or Not Robbed, He's Got It Covered

I know what you're thinking. I wonder how rapper 2 Chainz is doing since he done got jacked in the Bay Area over the weekend. He's doing just great. In fact, he's denying it ever took place, you know, despite police reports and witnesses. He's also got some rules he had to share on Twitter. Three of them in fact. Like Moses, but for the shorter attention span of the modern generation: Rule #1 if a rapper gets robbed...read more