Bruno is already funnier than Andy Samberg and he’s not even really doing anything. It’s about 30 minutes in right now, and all of Sambergs jokes have sucked, but to be fair, he only had like 6 months to come up with anything. He’s not a miracle worker.
Note - they just gave Breakthrough Male to the Twilight guy, and Andy should be very grateful that Jonah Hill was there to out unfunny him. Things That Are Funnier So Far Tonight Than Andy Samberg: 1- Bruno in these pictures. 2- JJ Abrahms playing the keyboard. 3- Just knowing that Zach Galifianakis is in “the Hangover”. 4- The stairs. 5- Anything on earth, living or dead.
2nd Note - Bruno. Eminem. No fucking way.
SEXY UPDATE - now even hotter thx to more pics. I bet one of the photographers dropped their phone on purpose so Bruno would have to bend over and pick it up. Another good trick is to drop some money. You just drop it by their feet. And then you’re all like, Oh no, baby, it would seem I’ve dropped that money. Why don’t you be a little angel and pick it up for me?
I guess I owe Andy Sambeg an apology. Bruno dropped his nuts in Eminens face and then Andy came on. Andys approach to improv appears to be this: Don’t. Don’t say anything. Just act like the moment that will be the stuff of award show legend for the next 20 years didn’t happen. Just pretend like you we’re looking at something else, over there, where nothing funny was happening.
Instead of getting Samberg to host this show, MTV should have gotten a homeless guy to blow his nose in his hand and then wipe it on my shirt. After that just scroll the winners names across the screen. There’s no way that could be any worse and it probably would have saved everyone a lot of money.
The 2009 MTV Movie Awards started 5 minutes ago, and not even Megan Fox can make me look forward to this crap. Andy Samberg is not funny, and if anyone thinks otherwise you’re an idiot and you’re wrong. I tivo’d a show about German panzers in North Africa in WWII yesterday and I kinda wanted to watch that but I’m obligated to watch this. Not only would the show about tanks be a better show, it would probably have better jokes too.
