Anne Hathaway and James Franco hate each other

March 2, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It didn’t work out, but Anne Hathaway at least tried to be good at hosting the Academy Awards on Sunday night, she at least failed with enthusiasm, which is more than can be said for James Franco. Franco told... READ MORE

Mila Kunis was in third

February 28, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

It’s a shame Mila Kunis doesn’t have bigger tits, because she at least tried to show them off last night at the Academy Awards, and that really means a lot to me. I really appreciate that. That’s why I... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson was in second

February 28, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Like most girls, Scarlett Johansson looks best when she looks a little slutty, so when she arrived at the Academy Awards in a backless dress and tousled hair like she got drilled all night and didn’t have time to... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence won the Academy Awards

February 28, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence didn’t win the Oscar last night for Best Actress, but she’s only 20, so the fact that she even got a nomination for her work in Winters Bone is remarkable. ¬†Almost as remarkable as the way her... READ MORE

probably the worst Academy Award telecast ever

February 28, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The 2011 Academy Awards were last night, and the big winner was The Kings Speech, the inspiring story of king who sits in his castle and eventually gives a speech on the radio without fucking it up. The big... READ MORE

the Academy Award nominations are out

January 25, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Nominations for the 83rd Academy Awards were announced early this morning in Beverly Hills (full list here), and while the big story is that the King’s Speech got the most nominations with 12 (True Grit got 10, Social Network... READ MORE