By Travis September 24, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were both nominated for Lead Actress in a Comedy Series at the Emmys this year, but neither of the women won the award, as it went to Julia Louis-Dreyfus for Veep. The irony, of course, is that Tina and Amy are so respected for their comedic performances that they were asked to be a part of Neil Patrick Harris’ opening routine, while the other nominees just sat there and tried not to queef. Tina did win an Emmy for writing, but while her very attractive co-writer gave her acceptance speech, Tina’s nipple sort of popped out of her dress. If this had been five years ago, it might have been more exciting, but now it’s just kind of like seeing my aunt’s tit.
By Lex September 23, 2013 @ 12:30 PM
Here’s what I learned watching the Emmy’s last night. Cory Monteith is still dead. Nobody under the age of 50 watches network television any longer. And television actresses are mostly anorexic, the good looking ones at least. I guess I also relearned that Elton John is depressingly gay, Will Ferrell surprise guest appearances stopped being novel seventeen surprise guest appearances ago, and Tina Fey has real human nipples. That last one was the only part really worth learning. The rest was like algebra.
By Travis September 23, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Sofia Vergara isn’t the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, nor is she the most talented actress on TV or in movies, or even on her own show. But she is still the highest paid actress on TV and that’s obviously because men can’t ever stop staring at her tits. Sofia could be facing life in prison because of video evidence that shows her butchering dozens of small children before lighting their bodies on fire, but I guarantee the judge would at least consider letting her off with a warning if he thought he had a chance to see her topless.
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