Every few months, some fat person will write an article about a famous person who is too skinny now, because fat people are real jealous and petty. It’s usually Angelina Jolie but this time it’s Faith Hill based on the way she looked at the Grammy Awards on Sunday. Radar says…
…the 45-year-old’s recent dramatic weight loss had taken a toll on her stunning looks.
“Her neck is extremely gaunt and her clavicles, they are ripping that bodice,” Dr. Fred Pescatore.
…nutritional expert Dr. Majid Ali estimates 5’9″ Hill’s weight at as low as 115 pounds, and warns: “Her color and general look is good, but she should not go lower.”
Or maybe those Grammy logos are just really chubby and chunky and make her look skinny by comparison, did anyone think of that? Mariah Carey probably does this all the time.
It’s hard for Justin Bieber to seem tough since he looks more like Maggie Grace than an 18-year-old boy, but he tries desperately hard anyway, at least from the safety of twitter.
After sweeping major categories at the Grammy Awards on Sunday, The Black Keys stepped out to celebrate.
(Drummer Patrick) Carney (was asked by TMZ about) the fact that Bieber was snubbed by the Recording Academy this year.
“He’s rich, right?” Carney said when asked if Bieber should feel burned. “Grammys are for, like, music, not for money … and he’s making a lot of money. He should be happy, I guess.”
Which is when Bieber wrote that Carney should be slapped around. And if he means it he should do it now since his hands are empty while Carney is busy holding all those music awards.
It should go without saying that I didn’t watch Taylor Swift sing “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” at the Grammys last night, so I’m just taking Us magazines word for it when they say she’s acting like the entire god damn world is her facebook page again…
…and (Swift) took a jab at her British ex (Harry Styles of the band ‘One Direction’).
“So he calls me up and he’s like, ‘I still love you,’ and I’m like, ‘I’m sorry, I’m busy opening up the Grammys,’” she deadpanned in the middle of her song, using a British accent at an obvious nod toward Styles. “And we’re never getting back together, like, ever.”
2. What the hell is the point of this song anyway? Because none of the guys she writes about ever try to get back together. Quite the opposite, in fact. They just run; they don’t even stop to tweet. They don’t hope to get back together just like they don’t wish the guy who hit them with his car would back over them too.
Award shows are all dumb because taste is subjective but the Grammy Awards are extra dumb because they’ve given Taylor Swift 7 of the fucking things. So all we can really hope for is that Katy Perry wears something that shows off her tits (she did!) and that Lindsay Lohan does something embarrassing (she did not).
But that’s only because she wasn’t there. At this point there could be a Lindsay Lohan Awards with a Best Lindsay Lohan category and she wouldn’t even be invited to that.