Faith Hill is “shockingly” thin now, apparently

February 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Every few months, some fat person will write an article about a famous person who is too skinny now, because fat people are real jealous and petty. It’s usually Angelina Jolie but this time it’s Faith Hill based on... READ MORE

Justin Bieber is being a tough guy again

February 13, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s hard for Justin Bieber to seem tough since he looks more like Maggie Grace than an 18-year-old boy, but he tries desperately hard anyway, at least from the safety of twitter. After sweeping major categories at the Grammy... READ MORE

Taylor Swift still acts like a 15 year old

February 12, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It should go without saying that I didn’t watch Taylor Swift sing “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” at the Grammys last night, so I’m just taking Us magazines word for it when they say she’s acting like... READ MORE

Katy Perry was the best thing about the Grammys

February 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Award shows are all dumb because taste is subjective but the Grammy Awards are extra dumb because they’ve given Taylor Swift 7 of the fucking things. So all we can really hope for is that Katy Perry wears something... READ MORE