Selena Gomez Wears Bindi, Pisses Off 800 Million Hindus

April 17, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

DSILF, (Disney Star I’d Like To Fuck), Selena Gomez managed to simultaneously sing her shitty song Come ‘n’ Get It and piss off one of the world’s oldest religions when she wore a Hindu bindi during her MTV Movie... READ MORE

I Think They Held the MTV Movie Awards

April 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

What would you do if you threw a big movie awards show and nobody noticed? If you’re MTV, you could plot the death of even more of your crappy reality show stars. It’d give the press something to talk... READ MORE

What The Crap, MTV?

March 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

America teenagers are really stupid (See: the success of Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber) and MTV is run by people who are very good at taking advantage of that stupidity. So despite the fact that no intelligent adult has... READ MORE