Of Course Miley Cyrus Is Pleased With Herself

While everyone from Will and Jaden Smith to your 97-year old grandmother was making fun of Miley Cyrus' ridiculously stupid and hilariously unsexy performance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night, the singer was bragging about Rolling Stone praising her effort and posting pictures of her D-minus ass on Twitter yesterday. The above image had Miley wearing some sort of Michael Jordan tribute, and I assume...

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No One Shows Up To Perez Hilton's Pre-VMA Party

A somewhat somber group of mostly itinerant hispters spread out around the lightly populated stage at Perez Hilton's pre-VMA party. Many attributed the lack of attendance to the ongoing feud between the blogger and Lady Gaga, wherein the latter accused the former of being a bitchy, nasty, two-faced, stalker. But the few nearby college twinks who actually attended the event were quick to dismiss the Gaga feud notion...

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Terry Richardson Tries To Make Lady Gaga Look Not Ugly on VMA Day

Have you ever pondered how they make those rough looking chicks into stage beauty when the lights go on? Yeah, aren't you the deep thinker. None of that applies to Lady Gaga, who goes from pre-game rambleshack to game time Sleestack, and it still takes an armada of resources just for that junior league metamorphosis. Terry Richardson tagged along to track Lady Gaga's preparations during the day of the VMAs. I was...

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Miley Cyrus Twerks With Robin Thicke Onstage At The VMAs (VIDEO)

I'm not sure what you call it when a retarded chick with massive white dental caps and nubby hair knots starts grinding on an older dude dressed like Beetlejuice, but where I come from, we call it highly watchable. Maxim's may have tied their sinking ship to the flounder face of Miley Cyrus, I just want to see her simulate sex. I'll pretty much watch any woman not heavier than 'needing to lose a few' grind their...

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Selena Gomez Picked A Great Dress For The VMAs

A lot of semi- to kind-of-sort-of-famous men and women showed up to last night's MTV Video Music Awards wearing the dumbest fucking outfits that you'll probably ever see in your lives, and that includes Miley Cyrus, who dressed like a pre-teen boy from 1983 while sticking her tongue out because people are assholes and tell her that's cool. But none of them mattered after Selena Gomez showed up with one of her tits...

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Katy Perry And Riff Raff Have The Same Stylist

I don't know which is worse: A) That Katy Perry showed up to the MTV Video Music Awards last night with her breasts completely covered up by the rug from a late-70s porn set, B) That Katy Perry rocked the stupid rich white lady wearing a grill schtick less than a week after Madonna's old, veiny ass did it, or C) That Katy Perry stood on the red carpet and made the same stupid face with her dumb $1,000 grill as Riff...

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