Serena Williams Dominates

Serena Williams dominated yet another tennis tournament, winning the U.S. Open then crushing her vanquished opponent's thorax between her big toe and her little piggy that stayed home. Flush with adrenaline, Serena leapt from center court in Queens to Manahttan where she... read more

Serena Williams Is Holy Crap

Fresh out of the Jaeger factory in Hong Kong island sector, Serena Williams looks pretty fucking ready to not only win the U.S. Open, but tear the heads off of her opponents, rampage through the stands at Flushing Meadows, and ultimately make her way atop the Empire... read more