Serena Williams Dominates

September 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Serena Williams dominated yet another tennis tournament, winning the U.S. Open then crushing her vanquished opponent’s thorax between her big toe and her little piggy that stayed home. Flush with adrenaline, Serena leapt from center court in Queens to... READ MORE

Serena Williams Is Holy Crap

August 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fresh out of the Jaeger factory in Hong Kong island sector, Serena Williams looks pretty fucking ready to not only win the U.S. Open, but tear the heads off of her opponents, rampage through the stands at Flushing Meadows,... READ MORE