Hayden Panettiere Is Knowingly Pregnant

Hayden Panettiere kept her hand dramatically on her womb most of the Emmys night just in case anybody didn't realize she was pregnant. For the slower witted, Hayden massaged her teats until a milky like silicon colloid oozed from her nipples. The anorexic tanned hostess from E! caught Hayden referring to the baby as 'her' then cackled with delight as much as somebody who hasn't eaten since the Spring of '07 can...read more

2014 Emmy Awards Red Carpet Pictures, Lena Dunham Just Ruined Everything

The 2014 Emmy Awards were just beginning their train of anorexic beauties on channels I have to skip past when maneuvering between ESPN and the regional sports channels. Then along comes Lena Dunham with the visuals of a Tim Burton re-imagined SNO BALL and everything is ruined. Where is the line between being principally anti-beauty and reveling in your fugly? Forever two paces behind Lena Dunham. Who do I sue to get...read more