Rio Seems Ready, Part Eleven

July 25, 2016 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As the world turns its eyes to Rio for the grand unveiling of the Third World Olympics, there are continued signs that the lawless post-colonial slum town isn't quite prepared. Decapitated bodies and robberies are one thing. Crime stats... READ MORE

You Can Almost Smell the Olympics Fever

June 30, 2016 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rio looks amazing in helicopter shots trailing over Christ the Redeemer in movies featuring tan-lined tits. Less so when you're on the ground maneuvering tourist death traps. Snake Plisskin would choose carotid explosion over the hellacious gauntlet to the... READ MORE