50 Cent Circling the Bowl

50 Cent is a phony tough guy. He filed for bankruptcy and promptly littered his Instagram with pictures of all his cash. A stash in the fridge, buckets full of money, an Indecent Proposal style cash-strewn bed sans naked hot chick with butch haircut. These insecure photos were accompanied by captions: "Gotta keep a cool little $tash and some Effen Vodka Happy Holidays." "Buckets of Love [smiley-face emoji] [money bag...

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50 Cent Wears Bankruptcy Well

Because stupid is something that doesn't come off in the shower, 50 Cent is being called back to court by a bankruptcy judge because his gratuitous photos of stacks of cash belie his claims of being busted broke and unable to pay his creditors. 50 Cent has been posting social media picks of $100 bills in his refrigerator, on his bed, and strewn across the Motel 6 where he's on a weekly. "There's a purpose of having a...

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50 Cent Ass Licking

Vivica A. Fox implied in an TV interview that 50 Cent might be gay. 50 Cent started the battle with a comment that Fox's current show Empire was slipping heavily in the ratings because it was filled with slightly to modestly gay things like two dudes having sex. Fox, who used to date 50 Cent, implied that 50 was the pot calling the kettle black and that that her ex-boyfriend might have been on the down low with Soulja...

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Fifty Cent Fake Rich

Fifty Cent testified in court that he is broke and all his displays of wealth are total bullshit. He recently lost a lawsuit for posting a sex video of a woman online, and has been ordered to pay her $5 million. That was an expensive joke. While it's clear that like most rappers and Donald Trump, Fifty's wealth was all show, it's still in his best interest to appear as broke as possible to delay paying his revenge...

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50 Cent Cashed Out

Rapper 50 Cent filed for bankruptcy protection in Connecticut to shelter his Panzer division ofBentleys against the kind of civil judgements only a rapper could amass. The first found 50 Cent slapped with a an order to pay Rick Ross' elegant baby mama five millionU.S. dollars for putting her sex tape online to embarrass Rick Ross. That was a hoot. So red in the face. Now where's my five million, dumb shit. The second...

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50 Cent And Rick Ross Make Mamma Proud

A video of Rick Ross' girlfriend Lastonia Leviston getting railed over a couch by some random dude was posted online months back. At some point another version appeared with 50 Cent's head superimposed onto the guy's body. Rick Ross claims 50 Cent posted the video first. 50 Cent claims someone in Ross' entourage first leaked the video and he just innocently linked to it like a rascal. Ross had previously stated in a...

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50 Cent Has Bank Account Frozen

50 Cent is unable to access his personal bank account because his wages are being garnished. Cent owes Sleek Audio $17 million dollars because he lost a lawsuit to them in a convincing blowout. They claim he stole their headphone design and tried to market a similar product as a 50 Cent original. They are making remarkable strides in headphone technology these days, like making them bigger and different colors and...

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50 Cent's Literacy Challenge

This is why I wouldn't step up and Kickstart Geordie's Reading Rainbow. A little knowledge is not a good thing. 5o Cent claims he's worried about Floyd Mayweather's illiteracy. Illiteracy is a nationwide epidemic that affects upwards of one-hundred percent of people who can't read. Or forty-five percent of the Los Angeles school district, though in a 1985 statement, they say they're working hard on it. It was...

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50-Cent Needs to Stop Calling People Thirsty Bitches

Everybody wants free speech but nobody quite knows what to do with it. Social media is a modern day marvel of free speech so people mostly use it to share pictures of their lunch or call somebody they don't know an asshole. I do one of those things. You don't need to see my cheese sandwich. The courts still haven't quite figured out what to do when drunk stupid people Tweet out libelous stuff because it's just so...

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50 Cent on Kanye and Kim Kardashian: "One mans trash..."

Taken out of context, it may have sounded like an insult when XXL asked 50 Cent about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian and 50 referred to Kim as "trash", but when you read it in context... XXL: "Kanye took to his Twitter to announce that he wrote the song "Perfect Bitch" about Kim Kardashian. What do you think?" 50 CENT: "I mean…if that man feel like she perfect, then she's perfect. He could mean it and you'll end up...

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50 Cent is in the hospital

50 Cent clings to life at a university hospital after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs in an abandoned pool. Wait, no. I'm thinking of 'Anchorman'. 50 is in the hospital because his SUV was hit by a truck. But was his SUV bullet-proof? Let's go to 50's website and find out. 50 Cent was in a bad accident tonight as his bullet-proof SUV (note: A-HA!) was rear-ended by a Mack truck on the LIE in NYC. He...

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Monday afternoon headlines

SUPERMAN - is being produced by Christopher Nolan and written by Nolan and David Goyer (they directed and wrote ‘Batman Begins' and ‘the Dark Knight'), and today it was announced that it will be directed by Zack Snyder, who directed ‘300' and ‘Watchmen'. Will it be in 3D? Maybe. Will it have tons of slow motion bullshit and homoerotic outfits? Yes. (LA Times) 50 CENT - might have been on a date last night in New...

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50 Cent says to blame it all on TI's wife

When T.I. and his visually disturbing wife Tiny Cottle were arrested in West Hollywood Wednesday night for possession of a controlled substance, reportedly marijuana and meth, it was a clear violation of his probation, and as the LA Times says, "the case has the potential to put one of music's top names in behind bars yet again." Ahh, but wait just one second, because 50 Cent went on twitter with a magic solution......

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50 Cent had a rough night

50 Cent was on his twitter page all last night, after a frightening encounter with some inner city hooligan. "I can't believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit." "Got dam it motherfuckers I'm having a bad dayThere's other people at the house she just likes to boss me around." It's like a scene from Big Momas House. Luckily for her, 50 calmed down...

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50 cent looks great

Every now and then you see some lunatic actor shed a ton of weight for a movie role like Christian Bale in 'the Machinist' or Matt Damon in 'whatever that Meg Ryan war movie was called'. But you don't expect it from someone like 50 Cent. This is 50 says... He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing 160 with a liquid diet and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks for nine weeks. "I was starving." Now he's back on tour and...

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