50-Cent Needs to Stop Calling People Thirsty Bitches

By Lex April 25, 2014 @ 4:31 PM

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Everybody wants free speech but nobody quite knows what to do with it. Social media is a modern day marvel of free speech so people mostly use it to share pictures of their lunch or call somebody they don’t know an asshole. I do one of those things. You don’t need to see my cheese sandwich. The courts still haven’t quite figured out what to do when drunk stupid people Tweet out libelous stuff because it’s just so goddamned easy. Courtney Love got cleared of calling her former attorney a whoring hack, because there’s some assumption that drunk social media posting is not supposed to be taken seriously by the readers. 50 Cent just called a an ass-dancing rap video chick a thirsty video bitch claiming she sold photos of a secret video shoot she was in with 50 to the tabloids, also suggesting he was boning her.

“WARNING: Do not attempt to work with this thirsty Video bitch [Her name is Sally Ferreira and she’s a model...] she sent photos Of the video shoot to Mediatakeout Saying I’m in a relationship Withher Cananyone say RESHOOT”

MediaTakeOut is that site where you can see lots of secretly shot black celebrity cock and vagina if that’s your thing. I go daily. This Sally Ferreira has now filed a lawsuit claiming 50′s harshly misspelled accusations put in peril three major entertainment jobs she was up for. I think one of the major entertainment jobs was at the Spearmint Rhino, but I can’t be sure, so I won’t say it’s a fact because she seems really fucking litigious. However this important legal case between pimping Mac Daddy takedown artist and skeezing rap video dancer shakes out, I can only hope the judge sentences them both to a remote island where robots will hunt them down, singe them with lasers, then desecrate their bodies according to an anciently programmed Aztec blood letting ritual. Lady Justice would totally watch the vision impaired version of that.

Photo Credit: Smooth Magazine

50 Cent on Kanye and Kim Kardashian: “One mans trash…”

By brendon August 13, 2012 @ 2:20 PM

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Taken out of context, it may have sounded like an insult when XXL asked 50 Cent about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian and 50 referred to Kim as “trash”, but when you read it in context…

XXL: “Kanye took to his Twitter to announce that he wrote the song “Perfect Bitch” about Kim Kardashian. What do you think?”
50 CENT: “I mean…if that man feel like she perfect, then she’s perfect. He could mean it and you’ll end up singing the words to it because he’s Kanye. You know how it is? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.”

Oh ok never mind. It sounds just as bad in context. Then again what was 50 supposed to say? He’s right, Kim is trash. If she and Kanye get married this is what their wedding invitation should look like.

50 Cent is in the hospital

By brendon June 26, 2012 @ 10:11 AM

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50 Cent clings to life at a university hospital after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs in an abandoned pool. Wait, no. I’m thinking of ‘Anchorman’. 50 is in the hospital because his SUV was hit by a truck. But was his SUV bullet-proof? Let’s go to 50′s website and find out.

50 Cent was in a bad accident tonight as his bullet-proof SUV (note: A-HA!) was rear-ended by a Mack truck on the LIE in NYC.
He was put on a stretcher and taken to the nearest Queens hospital where they are currently running test on his neck and back.

Oh so guns are useless but Mack trucks might break his neck? I Think 50 Cents website is trying to kill him.

Monday afternoon headlines

By brendon October 04, 2010 @ 7:36 PM

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SUPERMAN – is being produced by Christopher Nolan and written by Nolan and David Goyer (they directed and wrote ‘Batman Begins’ and ‘the Dark Knight’), and today it was announced that it will be directed by Zack Snyder, who directed ‘300’ and ‘Watchmen’. Will it be in 3D? Maybe. Will it have tons of slow motion bullshit and homoerotic outfits? Yes. (LA Times)

50 CENT – might have been on a date last night in New Orleans with Chelsea Handler. I’ve got a good feeling about these two. Wedding bells can’t be far off, I bet. (tmz)

READER EMAIL - Dan wants to know: “Are you seriously so god damn dumb you can’t even use ‘to’ or ‘too’ correctly?” Well, if you see it wrong on the page, then apparently I am. Not sure I can make it much more clear than that.

KATY PERRY – was in Munich this weekend for Oktoberfest and to do some weird German TV show. Since she’s weird as hell too it was the most perfect fit since I hosted a show on the Handsome Man Channel.

50 Cent says to blame it all on TI’s wife

By brendon September 03, 2010 @ 4:05 PM

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When T.I. and his visually disturbing wife Tiny Cottle were arrested in West Hollywood Wednesday night for possession of a controlled substance, reportedly marijuana and meth, it was a clear violation of his probation, and as the LA Times says, “the case has the potential to put one of music’s top names in behind bars yet again.”

Ahh, but wait just one second, because 50 Cent went on twitter with a magic solution…

Man TI and Tiny done got picked up again for methamphetmines and ecstasy dam man. Tiny gotta take that charge. Say it was yours baby.

If Tiny doesn’t volunteer, T.I. should just blame her anyway. I don’t know if they’re friends, or if rap guys have a problem taking advice from one another, but T.I. should listen to 50. Just the fact that he never married anyone that ugly already makes him a thousand times smarter than T.I.

50 Cent had a rough night

By brendon August 27, 2010 @ 2:50 PM

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50 Cent was on his twitter page all last night, after a frightening encounter with some inner city hooligan.

“I can’t believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit.”
“Got dam it motherfuckers I’m having a bad dayThere’s other people at the house she just likes to boss me around.”

It’s like a scene from Big Momas House. Luckily for her, 50 calmed down after that, more or less.

“Allhiphop.com fuckin wit me alright Motherfuckers calling me twitty cent Ima catch 1 of you motherfuckers Fuckin computer geeks.”
“Ok I calm down now I was gonna go out side and smack the fristNigga I seen on twitter.”

I don’t pretend to understand the hood, but if the Tweeters are a group that you can declare war on, then it’s not as tough as I was led to believe. “HTML5 niggas betta lay the fuk down. Only reason day aint dade is cuz Fiddy dun grown, hea grown man, so he kep his shit, and now he get his, and he gon shine.”