Sarah Jessica Parker filmed more 80’s flashback scenes for the ‘Sex and the City’ sequel yesterday (just like Kim Cattrall the day before), despite the fact that she looks 95 years old, I don’t give a fuck how many bangle bracelets you put on her. This movies got some balls. You might as well put antlers on a pig and call it a deer. At least they had the good sense to hold back on the Madonna-style crucifix. Any religous stuff on someone this weathered and ugly would just make her look like some kind of demon hunter.
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Are these science fiction movies or something? Because yesterday Kim Cattrall filmed a flashback scene for the ‘Sex and the City’ sequel, and it would seem she plays someone who was an old lady 25 years ago yet is still somehow alive today. Is she immortal? Is she some kind of dragon or something?
And are they still gonna pretend young hunks are lining up to have sex with these leathery old bitches and their dusty tombs wombs? Her vagina must look like something hanging out of a lions mouth. I’m pretty sure pictures like this are why I can’t get an erection.
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