tuesday afternoon headlines

March 10, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MICHAEL JACKSON – had at least 2 girlfriends whose identity have remained a secret, according to his bodyguards. Well that’s all the proof I need. I’m sure it wasn’t a boy in a wig and a dress. Why can’t... READ MORE

bar refaeli is historically important

March 9, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

These pictures of Bar Refaeli at last nights Vanity Fair party got me wondering where Jewish people rank her on lists of great Jews throughout history. Jews love organizing things, so I knew they would have plenty of lists... READ MORE

vanessa hudgens knows how to dress

March 8, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Vanessa Hudgens wore one of her awesome backless dresses to the Vanity Fair party last night, and this one had a plunging neckline too. It showed twice the skin, making it twice as awesome. Her date Zac Efron (not... READ MORE

or maybe it was christine hendricks

March 8, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Christine Hendricks was one of the many big stars at Elton Johns party after the Academy Awards, and I should love her because she has red hair and huge tits and those are my favorite things ever, but for... READ MORE

hilary swank was tonights big winner

March 8, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Some people say Hilary Swank isn’t sexy, and by “some people” I mean “straight men”, but she wore one of the hottest dresses in a long time to the Vanity Fair party after the Academy Awards. And on top... READ MORE

mel b looked fantastic

March 8, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Melanie Brown went all out and looked really good for Eltons Johns Academy Award party, one of the three big parties held after the show. The other two are the Governors Ball and the Vanity Fair party. Of the... READ MORE

so what was the “kanye moment” all about?

March 8, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Academy Awards went almost exactly as expected last night, except for the part when the clearly humbled black guy was thanking everyone for his documentary award and then some loudmouthed bitch interrupted him saying he never lets a... READ MORE