Michael Jackson was always deeply concerned about children of course, and by that I mean he was concerned they might tell after he raped them. Like this little snitch Aaron Carter is now doing. What a little tattle-tale.
Aaron tells OK! how MJ gave him drugs and alcohol when he was just 15.
‘I never talked about it… This is the first time. I do… I miss Michael… I have spent such incredible times with him. I did things with him that nobody else did… But I was also troubled about what he did to me,’ Aaron says.
When asked whether Michael gave him alcohol, Aaron tells Daphne, ‘Yes, he gave me wine. I mean, I could have refused, but I was 15.’ As for drugs? ‘He gave me cocaine. I felt weird about that and other stuff… We spoke afterwards, hours and hours, on the phone. I admired Michael, but his behaviour bothered me a lot. Then my mother called the police…’
I think it goes without saying that it’s wrong to loosen teenagers up with wine and cocaine so you can have sex with them. Wine and weed works a lot better. The coke makes them all paranoid and jittery.
(as you may remember, Michael commissioned these totally-not-suspicious paintings. full size of that last one here)
OK magazine says that Aaron Carter, "was arrested on Thursday in Kimble County, Texas. Sources say the 20-year old was pulled over for speeding on I-10, and when authorities searched his car, they found over two ounces of marijuana." That is a lot of damn weed. I think. Actually I have no idea. I've never done a drug in my life and I have no idea how the metric system works. For the record, I’m not entirely positive what an electron is either. OK goes on to say that Aaron, "was hauled off to jail, and will stay there overnight until Friday, when he will appear before a judge for his arraignment". I wonder if Aaron still writes cool rap songs like he did when he was a kid,. If so, he should turn this ordeal into another hit song and maybe the judge will go easy on him.
I'm Aaron Carter and I'm here to say,
don't do drugs, it’s not okay.
You don’t need drugs, to have fun,
but I’m sorry to say, my rap is done.
Based on what I remember about Aaron Carters rhyme skills, it will be EXACTLY like that. Oh, and yes, that is a picture of Aaron up top there. I was on Getty and I meant to click a different one but I clicked this one instead and it turns out I don't care. Feel free to look up your own picture of him and tape it to your monitor and then re-read this. But if you do that, you'll miss how 50 percent of the photographers are awesomely facing the other direction and the mysterious green spot on the back of his head. You're playing with dynamite, my friend!
It's sweet when you see two people make a connection like this. I got little butterflies in my stomach when I saw this picture of Aaron Carter and his gf for the past week Kaci Brown on Venice beach yesterday. Although why he doesn't have a flower behind his ear and a t-shirt that says Daddys Little Girl is beyond me.
Us Weekly says that Aaron Carter has ended his engagement to gf Kari Ann Peniche just one week after proposing onstage at the Playboy Comedy Tour at the Palms Casino Resort. Carter says:
"I got caught up in the moment and proposed. I then realized it was a hasty thing to do and I am not ready for marriage quite yet."
A source close to Carter says:
"They are just going to be friends now. She still wants to keep dating him but Aaron is not quite sure. He was trying to appease her but came to his senses and realized it was the wrong thing to do."
I don’t even know how stuff like this happens. I’m guessing alcohol and magic. It has to dawn on her at some point that she’s a Miss Teen USA Playboy model and he looks a damn scarecrow.
People.com says that Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche. People is wrong and Peniche was never a Playmate, but who cares, because all that matters here is that Kari Ann used to date Aarons brother, Nick. That's right, baby. Aaron, who is 18, proposed to Kari Ann, who is 22, Saturday night in Vegas, while they were onstage in front of 200 people at the Playboy Comedy Tour at the Palms Casino Resort. Kari Ann says:
"I'm very excited about it. Aaron is the most genuine person I know. He's kind, loving, and I love him so much. I don't remember (him proposing). It was such a blur. I had no idea he was going to do this, but I'm glad he did."
Kari did not go on to add, "his semen doesn't taste at all like his brothers, which had more of a bitter taste. What's that? No, I haven't fucked their dad yet, but he's really cute!" And then Aaron cried and Nick kinda smirked. It was awesome!
(NOTE - Peniche wasn't a Playmate but was in Playboy after being named Miss Teen USA in 2003, which you can see here. Very obviously NSFW)
