Aaron Carter Wants Hilary Duff Back

Aaron Carter is still in love with his teenage girlfriend Hilary Duff and is acting like a middle school girl on Twitter to prove it. The two of them dated when they were 13, back when Aaron could only dream about meeting his future broke and unemployed hero self in ten years time. They would braid each other's hair and doodle love notes in his unicorn trapper keeper until he chose loose lipped Lindsay Lohan over...read more

Aaron Carter Goes Belly Up

It's a shame that we live in a country where a guy with no job can't make a living. Who's going to host a canned food drive for this stupid fucker for Thanksgiving? Is Ashton Kutcher going to stick his intellectual neck out to berate the recording industry for not selling any Aaron Carter CDs for ten years running? Aaron Carter himself opened up about his new mature outlook on life to the Wichita Eagle: I don't party....read more

Aaron Carter Got His Ass Kicked

A quick journey into the caverns of wisdom that make up Aaron Carter's Twitter and Instagram accounts would lead you to believe that the 25-year old singer uses social networking solely to get laid, and you'd probably be right. But he also uses it to let his followers know that he's the baddest mother fucker that has ever walked the streets, because when four guys tried to beat his ass in Boston on Saturday night, he...read more

Aaron Carter Abides

Aaron Carter was found mostly alive in the Conga Room of the Magic City Casino in Miami over the weekend busting out some serious rhymes and wrapping himself in the American flag. For some reason I thought he was dead then I realized I was probably thinking of his brother Nick but I checked and he's still alive too. Fuck me. This is probably good news for the Carter family not to mention the world of suburban...read more

Michael Jackson gave Aaron Carter coke at 15

Michael Jackson was always deeply concerned about children of course, and by that I mean he was concerned they might tell after he raped them. Like this little snitch Aaron Carter is now doing. What a little tattle-tale. Aaron tells OK! how MJ gave him drugs and alcohol when he was just 15. ‘I never talked about it… This is the first time. I do… I miss Michael… I have spent such incredible times with him. I did things...read more

AARON CARTER LOVES WEED

OK magazine says that Aaron Carter, "was arrested on Thursday in Kimble County, Texas. Sources say the 20-year old was pulled over for speeding on I-10, and when authorities searched his car, they found over two ounces of marijuana." That is a lot of damn weed. I think. Actually I have no idea. I've never done a drug in my life and I have no idea how the metric system works. For the record, I’m not entirely positive...read more

AARON CARTER IS A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS

It's sweet when you see two people make a connection like this. I got little butterflies in my stomach when I saw this picture of Aaron Carter and his gf for the past week Kaci Brown on Venice beach yesterday. Although why he doesn't have a flower behind his ear and a t-shirt that says Daddys Little Girl is beyond me.read more

AARON CARTER IS SINGLE

Us Weekly says that Aaron Carter has ended his engagement to gf Kari Ann Peniche just one week after proposing onstage at the Playboy Comedy Tour at the Palms Casino Resort. Carter says:"I got caught up in the moment and proposed. I then realized it was a hasty thing to do and I am not ready for marriage quite yet." A source close to Carter says: "They are just going to be friends now. She still wants to keep dating...read more

AARON CARTER IS GROSS

People.com says that Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche. People is wrong and Peniche was never a Playmate, but who cares, because all that matters here is that Kari Ann used to date Aarons brother, Nick. That's right, baby. Aaron, who is 18, proposed to Kari Ann, who is 22, Saturday night in Vegas, while they were onstage in front of 200 people at the Playboy Comedy Tour at the Palms Casino...read more