Aaron Hernandez' Boyfriend Scores Cool Watch

Aaron Hernandez' prison boyfriend's greatest accomplishment in life appears to have been bedding the former NFL star. That and some bad face tats. 22 year old rebel without a cause and prodigious power bottom Kyle Kennedy is reportedly on suicide watch after Hernandez... read more

Aaron Hernandez Brain Drama

Aaron Hernandez' family is facing a real dilemma. They agreed to donate his brain to Boston University to be used for CTE research. If it comes back that his brain looked like a Tijuana stop sign, he'll be to a indirectly exonerated for his murdering ways. read more

Aaron Hernandez Tributes Pouring In

Heartfelt tributes to obvious murderer Aaron Hernandez are still trickling in after his appropriately creepy death. Hernandez was reportedly found in his cell with the door blocked off, his finger cut, and the bible verse John 3:16 scrawled in blood on his forehead. read more

Aaron Hernandez Flamed Out Fast

Not many guys will off themselves after a big double murder acquittal. That's so Aaron Hernandez to do the unexpected. Watching the Patriots celebrate at the White House is a lot for many of us to handle. read more

Murdered Somebody? Call Jose Baez

Florida attorney Jose Baez successfully defended Aaron Hernandez in the 2012 double murder of two dudes outside a nightclub who maybe spilled drinks on him inside. Since his first murder conviction, we've since learned the former Patriots tight end is something of a guy... read more

Aaron Hernandez Still Seems Confident

Aaron Hernandez was found guilty of murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parolethough he's officially listed as probable for the Patriots season opener in September.There's a strong chance Hernandez doesn't understand his sentence. He told... read more

Aaron Hernandez' Fiancee Is a Keeper

Aaron Hernandez' fiancee Shayanna Jenkins testified that she put a box containing a murder weapon into a plastic bag and then drove around and threw it in the dumpster because she's a good woman. Her lawyers then scored some sympathy points by making it known she tried... read more

Aaron Hernandez Not Getting Press

Coverage of the Aaron Hernandez trial is conspicuously lacking from ESPN and major news outlets.ESPN ass funneled you stories about Patriots' deflated footballs yet rarely mentions that the same team used to employ Scarface. The NFL is clearly exerting pressure on its... read more

Aaron Hernandez Jail Memorabilia Finally On eBay

Someone is auctioning off a book Aaron Hernandez supposedly used to relay secret messages to his fellow inmates. This wasn't a hard to decipher system involving ancient Peruvian hieroglyphs, Hernandez just hand wrote things in penon the pages of the book. When he... read more

Patriots Fans Underestimated

Potential jurors in the Aaron Hernandez conviction cake walk were handed a questionnaire which contains the following: Are you a fan of theNew England Patriots?Have you ever attended a Patriots game?Is there anything about [Hernandez playing for the Patriots] that would... read more

Patriots Got Aaron Hernandez' Back

Aaron Hernandez' legal defense team requested his team files from the New England Patriots. The Patriots refused to release some of his scouting reports citing 'trade secrets'. When a ruthless murderer is standing trial it's important nobody know how they measure... read more

Time to Burn the Hernandez Jersey

I'm a man's man. I'll give a one murder pass to my favorite NFL players. If OJ had just beheaded Nicole for messing with his mind, I'd still be wearing his jersey. I look forward to seeing Ray Lewis do his thing on ESPN. It's not like he still has that blood on his... read more