Abigail Ratchford Could Almost Be Called Topless

By Lex May 27, 2014 @ 4:34 PM

Abigail Ratchford Topless And Covered For A Photo Shoot In Malibu
I’m not quite sure if Abigail Ratchford is trying to maintain her modesty or squeezing off a milk shot into the stalked eyes of sand crab. I don’t care. She’s the new hot thing in Los Angeles area beach modeling and the perfect teachable moment to talk to your kids about sex. I might start with boys have a penis and girls have a vagina, but I’d skip quickly to how awesome it is to flop around in bed with a girl with massive hooters. Make sure you get to tell your son about French fucking before Abigail puts on a towel and school ends abruptly. The world needs great teachers.

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Abigail Ratchford In A White Bikini

By Lex May 21, 2014 @ 12:43 PM

Abigail Ratchford In A White Bikini For A Photo Shoot On The Beach In Malibu
Abigail Ratchford is a Midwestern model looking for opportunities in Los Angeles. Before packing up and moving to Hollywood, she drew a line in the sand. No topless or nude modeling under any circumstances. I know because she wrote it quite clearly on her model page. I find it admirable that girls still have the fortitude to take such moral stands. Also, it’s fun to guess what fake name she’ll use when the rent comes due and it’s time to unless those monster yabbos. Though Abigail Ratchford might already be that name.

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