Anne Vyalitsyna is photogenic

By brendon November 27, 2012 @ 6:10 PM

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The best picture here of Anne Vyalitsyna (the Russian Sports Illustrated and Victorias Secret model who dated Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine for two years before breaking up with him through a press release) is probably this one, where the camera is unapologetically pointed right up her ass. More paparazzi need to show this kind of can-do spirit. It’s not like they’re taking pictures for a high school yearbook for fucks sake.

(image source of anne in miami = bauer griffin)

Christina Aguilera is 2 hours late to ‘the Voice’ almost every day

By brendon May 11, 2012 @ 3:01 PM

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Christina Aguilera is a self-centered bitch with an impossible ego, so she truly doesn’t care if the entire cast and crew of ‘The Voice’ have to wait for her to arrive on set every day.

In fact she’s so apathetic that the producers started fining her for being late, which made absolutely no impact whatsoever.

“Christina is consistently about two hours late,” a source tells Radar. “For season three this has got to stop.”
“Whatever her fine is now doesn’t bother her.
“Higher-ups on the show want to raise it to a number that does bother her so she actually arrives on time.”

And once she arrives, she’s even more delightful. During rehearsals Monday night, fellow judge Adam Levine was so enchanted with her antics he called her “a fucking cunt” in front of nearly 70 people. Who probably responded by saying, “amen to that” and “truer words have never been spoken.”

Adam Levine got dumped in a press release

By brendon April 10, 2012 @ 4:34 PM

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Adam Levine and model Anne Vyalitsyna had dated for over 2 years, so many people were surprised last week to read that they had broken up. One of those surprised people was Adam Levine, because that’s how he found out.

Vyalitsyna announced it to the world on April 2 without giving (Levine) a heads-up.
“It was a cheap shot,” a pal tells the new issue of Us Weekly. “Anne didn’t want it to look like he broke up with her.”
Levine — who was home in L.A. when Vyalitsyna broke up with him from NYC — “was blindsided. Adam’s heartbroken. He wasn’t even fully sure they were really broken up.”

If she was sending mixed signals about breaking up he should have done what I do; cry uncontrollably and lay down in front of her tires. If she drives away anyway, let her go, for your love was not to be.

Anne Vyalitsyna at the Victorias Secret show

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 1:14 PM

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I only know two things about Anne Vyalitsyna:

1. Adam Levine from Maroon 5 is her boyfriend and they played the Victorias Secret fashion show last night and that’s why he’s draped all over her.
2. She has a good name for a vampire.

(source = getty and wenn)