Adam Levine Almost Pooped Pants While Wife Gave Birth

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Maroon 5 frontman and all around sexy lesbian Adam Levine had the bowel-movements like Jagger while his wife was in labor with his daughter back in 2016. He shared this baby book-worthy family memory during his appearance last night... READ MORE

Don’t Let Ellen Degeneres Name Your Child

November 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

People are not pets. Celebrities still haven’t figured that out yet. Naming your child something you would name your french bulldog will only make your kid hate you when they’re old enough to realize what happened


Adam Levine Trying Super Hard

November 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Adam Levine is working really hard to win his 20th high school reunion. The nearly full sleeves and back tats might be the kicker to show all the bullies from the upper middle class burbs he won’t dance for them any longer. Levine’s newest... READ MORE

Adam Levine Sugar Bombed

May 8, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Some guy threw a bag of sugar at Adam Levine on his way into the Jimmy Kimmel show and nailed him right in the grill. The guy was arrested on charges of battery. If you or I called the... READ MORE

Behati Prinsloo Prone To Sausage Fests

April 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Victoria’s Secret angel and chick who fucks Adam Levine with a straight face Behati Prinsloo posted a photo of herself in a chlamydia oozing pool and captioned it with “#Casual#Dudesoup#mexico.” The only thing casual about this panic inducing cess pond... READ MORE

Behati Prinsloo Nip Slip At Oscar Party

February 24, 2015 | nipslip | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Like much of America, the entrance of Maroon 5 at the Oscars signaled a four minute window to take a much needed dump. If I want to see handsome men moping, I can sit outside any casting call in... READ MORE

Adam Levine and His Wife Who Looks Better in Modeling Photos Seem Lovable

October 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are things I love about Los Angeles. The weather, the Mexican food so authentic the tortillas have tuberculosis baked right in, the fact that girls don’t ask lots of followup questions when you tell them you work in... READ MORE

Adam Levine Gets Married (Fuck Yeah, Tool) And Shit Around The Web

July 21, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Adam Levine somehow managed to land himself a Victoria’s Secret model wife. It reminds me of a little piece of advice my grandfather gave me when I asked him why girls didn’t want to date sweet lovable guys like... READ MORE

Adam Levine’s New Hair Is So Cool

May 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In one of the celebrity whoring videos that Proactiv passes off as a commercial, Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine talks about how he used to be a total loser geek like the rest of us before he became a... READ MORE

Anne Vyalitsyna is photogenic

November 28, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

The best picture here of Anne Vyalitsyna (the Russian Sports Illustrated and Victorias Secret model who dated Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine for two years before breaking up with him through a press release) is probably this one, where... READ MORE