Adam Levine Trying Super Hard

Adam Levine is working reallyhard to winhis 20th high school reunion. The nearly full sleeves and back tats might be the kicker to showall the bullies from the upper middle class burbs he won't dance for them anylonger.Levine's newest ink is the mermaid on his back holding a skull representinghis gay cohortfrom sleep-away camphe wishes would go away forver. You can't really see what some dude is inking in the middle...

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Adam Levine Sugar Bombed

Some guy threw a bag of sugar at Adam Levine on his way into the Jimmy Kimmel show and nailed him right in the grill. The guy was arrested on charges of battery. If you or I called the cops and told themsomeone threw a bag of powdered sugar on us, they'd tell us to stop being such a pussy and fight like a man. I'm not excusing this behavior by any means. First it's powdered sugar, next we're moving onto sprinkles and...

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Behati Prinsloo Prone To Sausage Fests

Victoria's Secret angel and chick who fucks Adam Levine with a straight face Behati Prinsloo posted a photo of herself in a chlamydia oozing pool and captioned it with "#Casual#Dudesoup#mexico." The only thing casual about this panic inducing cesspond is the ease at which these gents are staring at your ass while they urinate. Perhaps there's a language barrier but you don't want to be throwing the phrase Dude Soup...

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Behati Prinsloo Nip Slip At Oscar Party

Like much of America, the entrance of Maroon 5 at the Oscars signaled a four minute window to take a much needed dump. If I want to see handsome men moping, I can sit outside any casting call in this town. That is how I intend to spend my golden years. Watching those who God anointed beautiful realizing once more they will be on their knees that evening blowing for their rent money. Fuck the pigeons in the park....

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Adam Levine and His Wife Who Looks Better in Modeling Photos Seem Lovable

There are things I love about Los Angeles. The weather, the Mexican food so authentic the tortillas have tuberculosis baked right in, the fact that girls don't ask lots of followup questions when you tell them you work in the moving pictures business. Then there's shit I hate. I could make a list, but a photo of Adam Levine, his Namibian model wife, and court-side Lakers seats about sums it up. It's that singular...

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Adam Levine Gets Married (Fuck Yeah, Tool) And Shit Around The Web

Adam Levine somehow managed to land himself a Victoria's Secret model wife. It reminds me of a little piece of advice my grandfather gave me when I asked him why girls didn't want to date sweet lovable guys like me, "Mijo, chicks are fucking crazy and they love assholes". Read all about the fucktard and his Namibian princess bride. (Dlisted) Lea Michele may be a killer shrew, but she wears a bikini well, damn her. (...

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Adam Levine's New Hair Is So Cool

In one of the celebrity whoring videos that Proactiv passes off as a commercial, Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine talks about how he used to be a total loser geek like the rest of us before he became a huge star. He had really bad acne in high school and that crushed his self-esteem, but then he got his hands on some magic face-cleaning jizz and suddenly he was a huge global music superstar and one of the people on The...

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Anne Vyalitsyna is photogenic

The best picture here of Anne Vyalitsyna (the Russian Sports Illustrated and Victorias Secret model who dated Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine for two years before breaking up with him through a press release) is probably this one, where the camera is unapologetically pointed right up her ass. More paparazzi need to show this kind of can-do spirit. It's not like they're taking pictures for a high school yearbook for fucks...

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Christina Aguilera is 2 hours late to 'the Voice' almost every day

Christina Aguilera is a self-centered bitch with an impossible ego, so she truly doesn't care if the entire cast and crew of ‘The Voice' have to wait for her to arrive on set every day. In fact she's so apathetic that the producers started fining her for being late, which made absolutely no impact whatsoever. "Christina is consistently about two hours late," a source tells Radar. "For season three this has got to...

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Adam Levine got dumped in a press release

Adam Levine and model Anne Vyalitsyna had dated for over 2 years, so many people were surprised last week to read that they had broken up. One of those surprised people was Adam Levine, because that's how he found out. Vyalitsyna announced it to the world on April 2 without giving (Levine) a heads-up. "It was a cheap shot," a pal tells the new issue of Us Weekly. "Anne didn't want it to look like he broke up with...

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Anne Vyalitsyna at the Victorias Secret show

I only know two things about Anne Vyalitsyna: 1. Adam Levine from Maroon 5 is her boyfriend and they played the Victorias Secret fashion show last night and that's why he's draped all over her. 2. She has a good name for a vampire. (source = getty and wenn) [gallery ids="921282,921292,921301,921302,921311,921312,921321,921322,921332,921342,921351,921352,921362"]

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