If your reaction to that headline was, “yeah, good, fuck that douche,” you should probably stop reading now, because (SPOILER ALERT) he’s actually dating 2 Australian models.
The Telegraph says…
(DiCaprio), who is in Australia working on Baz Luhrmann’s ‘Great Gatsby’, was last week linked to former Australia’s Next Top Model’s Alyce Crawford, who had been spotted frequenting his suite at The Star casino.
But The Sunday Telegraph can reveal he has also struck up a steamy relationship with another Aussie model, 20-year-old Kendal Schuler (pictured).
Oh good. This is great, because if the billionaire actor wasn’t banging more than one hot model with a sexy accent I would have just died.
LOOK AT THIS PICTURE - this one right here. It’s two Tyler readers in Australia in some Windows 7 contest. They told me to post their picture. I’m not sure how this helps but I agreed because I’ll do anything as long as the girl ordering me around does it with that super hot Aussie accent. And also because I thought their shirt said ‘Jugs For Windows’, and it was some kind of “put em on the glass” competition.
PAM ANDERSON - has to be reminded to wear a bra and panties on ‘Dancing With The Stars’. And also to the mall. And to her kids school. And when climbing a ladder and when wearing a white cotton dress in a rain storm. But specifically, in this story, on ‘Dancing With The Stars’. (us)
TIGER WOODS - made his return to golf yesterday at ‘the Masters’, and the TV ratings are up 50 percent from last year. Even more amazing is that he’s in a position to win. They should make him play with the other end of the club from now on. (the ap)
MICHELLE HUNZIKER - is having a nice vacation on Miami Beach. She’s been there all week, at least according to these pictures. And the tracking device I taped to her purse. (splash news)
MISCHA BARTON - Is being sued because she can’t pay the monthly $7000 rent on her New York apartment. George Clooney is just givin away new buildings, maybe she can get one of those. (huff post)
JAY LENO - will officially return as Tonight Show host on March 1. NBC says, “The program will continue to showcase many of the features that made Leno America’s late-night leader.” Wow. They really know how to hype someone up. I think I’ll watch it on my 13-inch black and white TV. Change is scary. NBC and I see no reason to rock the boat by trying anything new. (new york times)
HAYDEN PANETIERRE - dyed her hair red, making her 100 percent hotter, because girls with red hair are fuckin hot. Also her shirt says, “Fuck Cancer”. Oooo, whaaat?!? Oh No She Di-ent!!! Cancer is so owned! (inf daily)
I don’t know if you heard the news, but these are actual pictures from Heaven. It’s a real place. They found it.
(source = fame pictures)
