Adele Twerks (VIDEO)

Adele twerked on stage. E! News wrote an article about it that reads like Seventeen Magazine fucked a YouTube personality. Adelatries to make it cute, but the only cute things over three-hundred pounds are baby elephants and Chris Farley, previously. Adele bounced on... read more

Adele Blows It With Weight Loss

Everybody's losing their shit over Adele dropping ten pounds. It's like the entire world has become Oprah's assistants. They're calling her 'slimline' which I'm pretty sure is a lamp.People love to compliment a woman who's lost weight. And in obviously out loud ways.... read more

Adele Cited for Sexual Harassment

When theSexual Misconduct Office and the Gender + Equality Center at Oklahoma University got together, you just knew magic was about to happen. It's like peanut butter and chocolate, if those snack foods had unchecked Title 9 funding andwere immenselyunhappy with... read more

Adele Is Doing The Theme Song For The New James Bond

"According to Britain's "The Sun"newspaper, producers want the singer to work on music for the films the way Shirley Basseydid, who sang various songs for Bond movies, including "Diamonds Are Forever", "Mooraker" and "Goldfinger." Adele drives me wild for some reason.... read more

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't... read more

Taylor Swift takes defeat well

Taylor Swift doesn't only act like a petulant 15-year-old when writing songs, she does it when losing awards too, as you can see by her pouty smirk at the Golden Globes last night after her awful song for ‘the Hunger Games' rightfully lost to Adeles much better song for... read more

Adeles 'Skyfall' song is actually pretty good

I don't like Adele for the same reason I don't take lavender baths, prance around in chiffon, or vote for liberals, but her song for 'Skyfall' (which isn't officially out until tomorrow but got leaked tonight) is actually good. It's very very James Bond sounding. Or at... read more