Carlos Santana Questions Beyonce’s Musical Talent

February 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The best part about getting old is saying whatever the fuck you want. Young rebels claim this stance, but they invariably come off looking like angry assholes. It's old coots who frankly don't give a shit anymore who lay claim... READ MORE

Adele Thanks Beyonce on Behalf of Her Black Friends (VIDEO)

February 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Adele won Album of the Year at the Grammy's for music written and produced by a mass of white dudes who stood up on stage behind her during the award show's big speech. It's awkward to be white in entertainment. Tying... READ MORE

Adele Twerks (VIDEO)

March 22, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Adele twerked on stage. E! News wrote an article about it that reads like Seventeen Magazine fucked a YouTube personality. Adela tries to make it cute, but the only cute things over three-hundred pounds are baby elephants and Chris Farley,... READ MORE

Adele Blows It With Weight Loss

February 16, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Everybody’s losing their shit over Adele dropping ten pounds. It’s like the entire world has become Oprah’s assistants. They’re calling her ‘slimline’ which I’m pretty sure is a lamp. People love to compliment a woman who’s lost weight. And in... READ MORE

Adele Cited for Sexual Harassment

February 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When the Sexual Misconduct Office and the Gender + Equality Center at Oklahoma University got together, you just knew magic was about to happen. It’s like peanut butter and chocolate, if those snack foods had unchecked Title 9 funding and were... READ MORE

Adele Is Doing The Theme Song For The New James Bond

March 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

“According to Britain’s “The Sun” newspaper, producers want the singer to work on music for the films the way Shirley Bassey did, who sang various songs for Bond movies, including “Diamonds Are Forever”, “Mooraker” and “Goldfinger.” Adele drives me wild for... READ MORE

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

February 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit,... READ MORE

Taylor Swift takes defeat well

January 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift doesn’t only act like a petulant 15-year-old when writing songs, she does it when losing awards too, as you can see by her pouty smirk at the Golden Globes last night after her awful song for ‘the... READ MORE

Adeles ‘Skyfall’ song is actually pretty good

October 5, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t like Adele for the same reason I don’t take lavender baths, prance around in chiffon, or vote for liberals, but her song for ‘Skyfall’ (which isn’t officially out until tomorrow but got leaked tonight) is actually good.... READ MORE