07.10.2009 Angelina Jolie is awesome

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One time that dipshit who plays the lead moron on that piece-of-shit show “Entourage” made sure the paparazzi were ready with their cameras before he gave a quarter to a homeless guy (link).

In an unrelated story, Angelina Jolie made a trip to the Walter Reed Military Hospital in Washington, D.C. back on June 26th. No one reported on this until now because she didn’t tell anyone. She spent several hours with wounded soldiers and gave each one a gift bag which included, among other things, a $1000 gift certificate to Best Buy.

This is more proof that Angelina is awesome and that the “Entourage” dork needs a kick in the face. I would hire an assassin to track and eliminate him but I’m not sure how to do that. I entered “ninja” and then my area code into google but that wasn’t much help

03.23.2009 how was your lunch fatty

“Entourage” is the dumbest GD show on television, and if anyone thinks otherwise quite frankly they’re an idiot.  Oh but look, “coolest guy in the world” Adrian Grenier had lunch at Club Med in West Hollywood today, then gasped for air as he walked away and tugged his shirt down in vain because it must have shrunk during lunch.  Then he went to buy a breast pump.  For “a friend”.


08.18.2008 HAHAHA, NICE GUITAR FAG

Adrian Grenier brought out his guitar as he sat on the beach in Malibu this weekend, and I apologize if I ever gave anyone the impression he couldn’t be anymore of a douche than the already was.  Obviously I didn’t know that he and his sunken chest were gonna do this.  What a cool guy.  I hope he didn’t spill his vodka-grapefruit cosmo while he was serenading the dolphins.  Here’s that chicks breast by the way.  It's pretty awful too.

(picture source = splash news online)